Mujibar's job interview.

[NorthernRedneck]

Mujibar was trying to get a job in India .

The Personnel Manager said, 'Mujibar,
You have passed all the tests, except one.
Unless you pass it , you cannot qualify for this job.'

Mujibar said, 'I am ready.'

The manager said,
'Make a sentence using the words
Yellow, Pink, and Green .'

Mujibar thought for a few minutes and said,
'Mister manager, I am ready.'

The manager said, 'Go ahead.'

Mujibar said,
'The telephone goes green, green,
And I pink it up, and say,
Yellow, this is Mujibar....'

Mujibar now works at a call centre.

No doubt you have spoken to him.
I know I have.

 

[deand1]

Like yesterday! I needed help with a newly purchased HP printer. HP chat service with the guy finally went to the telephone. That was a mistake. Not only could I not understand him, he didn't know how to help with setup of a simple HP printer. It went so bad his supervisor came on the line. She couldn't speak english any better. I finally went to a US based users forum and got the help from Users Like Me!

 

[mla2ofus]

Yeah, I just cringe when I have to call customer support of any company!!

 

[NorthernRedneck]

Yep. Me too. I just cringe at the thought of calling any form of customer service. Nine out of tens times after navigating through a long menu of automated responses, I finally talk to a mujibar who says "Haylo. Dis is mujibar speakink. Tenq for callink (insert any company name here). How mayi hallup you?"

 

[waybomb]

Try swearing loudly at the phone on the first prompt to select a number. The system usually redirects right away. probabkly to a foreigner, but at least you wont have to waste a bunch of time pressing buttons.

 

[mla2ofus]

Had 2 calls today asking if I purchased something, I couldn't tell what, thru amazon for $799. Both times I punched #1 to talk to someone. When they came on I yelled " G-ddammit, quit trying to scam me". They immediately hung up both times.

 

[deand1]

I had a positive experience yesterday with an offshore call center. I called my satellite TV service and talked to a very smart young lady. She was in the Philippines and spoke English without a noticeable accent. We chatted while my sat box was restarting. She is native to the region and English is not her first language. I was very pleased with the whole experience.