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Marriage.

FrancSevin

Proudly Deplorable
After I had been married for 53 years, I took a look at my wife and said,
"Sweetheart, 53 years ago, we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on
a sofa bed and watched a 13-inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep
every night with a hot 21-year-old auburn-haired gal.

Now, we have a nice house, nice car, big bed and plasma screen TV, but I'm
sleeping with a 71-year-old woman. It seems to me that you are not holding
up your side of things."

My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 21
year-old auburn-haired woman, and she would make sure that I would once
again, be living in a cheap apartment, drive a cheap car, sleep on a sofa
bed and watch a 13-inch black and white TV.
 
After I had been married for 53 years, I took a look at my wife and said,
"Sweetheart, 53 years ago, we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on
a sofa bed and watched a 13-inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep
every night with a hot 21-year-old auburn-haired gal.

Now, we have a nice house, nice car, big bed and plasma screen TV, but I'm
sleeping with a 71-year-old woman. It seems to me that you are not holding
up your side of things."

My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 21
year-old auburn-haired woman, and she would make sure that I would once
again, be living in a cheap apartment, drive a cheap car, sleep on a sofa
bed and watch a 13-inch black and white TV.

Cute joke, dear.

However, 53 years ago I was 18 and had natural honey blond hair.
 
After I had been married for 53 years, I took a look at my wife and said,
"Sweetheart, 53 years ago, we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on
a sofa bed and watched a 13-inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep
every night with a hot 21-year-old auburn-haired gal.

Now, we have a nice house, nice car, big bed and plasma screen TV, but I'm
sleeping with a 71-year-old woman. It seems to me that you are not holding
up your side of things."

My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 21
year-old auburn-haired woman, and she would make sure that I would once
again, be living in a cheap apartment, drive a cheap car, sleep on a sofa
bed and watch a 13-inch black and white TV.
I been thinking Franc, who was that 21 year old auburn haired beauty, you so vividly and fondly remember?
 
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