Letterman's Top 10 for Adultery

[Melensdad]

http://www.americanthinker.com/blog/2009/10/top_ten_david_letterman_excuse.html

October 02, 2009
Ralph Alter

[FONT=times new roman,times]Well, it certainly could happen to a nicer guy. The increasingly irascible and decreasingly funny late night talk show host [/FONT][FONT=times new roman,times]announced[/FONT][FONT=times new roman,times] to his audience Tuesday night that he has been the victim of an extortion plot. It seems the sarcastic leftist has been a serial adulterer with members of his staff, reportedly all female ones. Looks like the caustic native Hoosier has been caught without his [/FONT][FONT=times new roman,times]Worldwide Pants[/FONT][FONT=times new roman,times]. [/FONT]

[FONT=times new roman,times]Gleaned from previous Letterman riffs about other public figures, including Eliot Spitzer and Mark Sanford whose dalliances had been revealed to the public, here are the Top Ten Excuses for Letterman's Adulterous Behavior:[/FONT]


[FONT=times new roman,times]10.) I learned everything I needed to know from Governor Mark Sanford.[/FONT]

[FONT=times new roman,times] 9.) If you met [/FONT][FONT=times new roman,times]my wife[/FONT][FONT=times new roman,times], you'd be fooling around with staffers, too.[/FONT]

[FONT=times new roman,times]8.) I was just doing research for a documentary about Bill Clinton.[/FONT]

[FONT=times new roman,times]7.) But they were the size of [/FONT][FONT=times new roman,times]canned hams[/FONT][FONT=times new roman,times]! [/FONT]

[FONT=times new roman,times]6.) You probably didn't realize that smarmy is an aphrodisiac.[/FONT]

[FONT=times new roman,times]5.) There is no truth to the rumor that I had my staffers assume that "slutty flight attendant look."[/FONT]

[FONT=times new roman,times]4.) It wasn't really me, it was my wily alter-ego, Shag-boy.[/FONT]

[FONT=times new roman,times]3.) Have you seen the ratings Conan has been getting?[/FONT]

[FONT=times new roman,times]2.) It's not like I'm Roman Polanski or something.[/FONT]

[FONT=times new roman,times]And the number one excuse for David Letterman's adulterous behavior:[/FONT]


[FONT=times new roman,times]It might have been adultery, but it wasn't adultery-adultery.[/FONT]

 

[JEV]

"...[FONT=times new roman,times]slutty flight attendant look." It's been decades since I've seen slutty looking flight attendants. I won't begin to describe the ones I have dealt with in the last 5 years.
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