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This won't actually be a Kristi Bashers Thread, but if it HAD, perhaps we would have awarded the best jokes with WHEEL CHALKS carved up or painted to look like various snow cats:
Kristi Wheel Chalks would be made out of Balsa Wood so they crushed easily!
Snow Trac's would be soft white pine, Red of course.
Bombardiere Wheel Chalks would be a Muskeg Tractor made of Oak or Maple, something substaintial, Bogie would get the first pair.
And for Tandem Axel Trailers would be Old Steel Track Tucker Pontoon's, chalks to fit inbetween the axels.
And they would all carry the Forumsforums trademark logo!
Check out his latest addition to our fleet of equipment:
Nice Springy suspension, 2 seats in back facing forwards, one in front facing backwards. They pull it with a snow mobile. The Corrosion crews and the EXRAY crews use it for pipe repair and inspection which is preformed in the winter when it's OK to get on the tundra. Of course the crews prefer the big Tucker Terra. Riding a snowmobile when it's -30 and a wind chill of -60 just doesn't rate against the nice warm cab of a Tucker Terra.
This won't actually be a Kristi Bashers Thread, but if it HAD, perhaps we would have awarded the best jokes with WHEEL CHALKS carved up or painted to look like various snow cats:
Kristi Wheel Chalks would be made out of Balsa Wood so they crushed easily!
Snow Trac's would be soft white pine, Red of course.
Bombardiere Wheel Chalks would be a Muskeg Tractor made of Oak or Maple, something substaintial, Bogie would get the first pair.
And for Tandem Axel Trailers would be Old Steel Track Tucker Pontoon's, chalks to fit inbetween the axels.
And they would all carry the Forumsforums trademark logo!
Check out his latest addition to our fleet of equipment:
Nice Springy suspension, 2 seats in back facing forwards, one in front facing backwards. They pull it with a snow mobile. The Corrosion crews and the EXRAY crews use it for pipe repair and inspection which is preformed in the winter when it's OK to get on the tundra. Of course the crews prefer the big Tucker Terra. Riding a snowmobile when it's -30 and a wind chill of -60 just doesn't rate against the nice warm cab of a Tucker Terra.