Deadly Sushi
The One, The Only, Sushi

Didnt she just release an album? This proves my long-held theory that it takes no more than five minutes to produce one of Britney's songs. And four of those are spent telling her to stop eating the microphone. Except in the case of her next single "Crunch Crunch Nom Nom Nom This Weird Hot Dog Just Electrocuted Me, Y'all."