A Female Doctor

[Lenny]

I had a rash on my testicles, so I went to my female doctor.
She said, "You have to quit masturbating."
I said, "Why?"
She said, "Because I'm trying to examine you!"

 

[knotsew innocent]

I had a female doctor once. I told her if she wasn't nice to me, I was going to ask for a prostate exam every time I came in for an appointment.

she retired shortly after that.

total coincidence, I'm sure.

 

[Lenny]

After being married 30 years, she asks her husband to describe her.
He said, "A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H"
She said, "What does that mean?"
He said, "Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, foxy, gorgeous, hot."
She said, "What about I,J,K?"
He said, "I'm just kidding."

 

[knotsew innocent]

After being married 30 years, she asks her husband to describe her.
He said, "A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H"
She said, "What does that mean?"
He said, "Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, foxy, gorgeous, hot."
She said, "What about I,J,K?"
He said, "I'm just kidding."

and that's when the fighting started? lol

 

[Don Coyote]

I had a rash on my testicles, so I went to my female doctor.
She said, "You have to quit masturbating."
I said, "Why?"
She said, "Because I'm trying to examine you!"

Last night, my Wife and I were discussing the back surgery I had five years ago. I "squeezed" the masturbating joke into the conversation..... told her it was a young cute Nurse.

I am FULL of stupid "Dad Jokes". I torture her frequently with them. She loves to hate my sense-of-humor.

..... She tried SO HARD to not laugh at that one. She didn't laugh, didn't even crack a smile............ but I thought she was going to pass out from holding her breath and biting her tongue. We were in the bathroom, I was brushing my teeth. When I kissed her goodnight and went to bed, I could hear her giggling for several minutes... out in the living room.

I make her laugh.......... she just hates to admit it.