Radar Tracking Lock

[loboloco]

I have an occasional radar tracking lock on fat boy. It seems he is trying fly Nap of the earth and keeps ducking behind chimneys, but my specially designed Santa tracker has his fat fanny locked in.
Systems cycling, all green, waiting for range to drop.

 

[JackieBlue]

I have an occasional radar tracking lock on fat boy. It seems he is trying fly Nap of the earth and keeps ducking behind chimneys, but my specially designed Santa tracker has his fat fanny locked in.
Systems cycling, all green, waiting for range to drop.

He's in Canada already!

http://www.noradsanta.org/en/index.html

 

[loboloco]

Circuit testing, all green, but getting an occasional jingling sound out of missile two.

 

[loboloco]

He's in Canada already!

http://www.noradsanta.org/en/index.html

Naah, he's slick, Norad can't track him cause of the confounders mounted on his reindeer's butts, but I figured out how to track high speed farts and allow for dopplering of the smell.

 

[loboloco]

Smelltrac locked. Launch all missiles. FIRE FIRE FIRE>

 

[loboloco]

Results upcoming.

 

[JackieBlue]

Having fun?

 

[loboloco]

Weel, Rusty, looks like we go back to eating bologna. Missile 1 started singing "Feliz Navidad", so I blew it. Missile 2 went into a dance right off the launcher, so I donated it to a dummycrat. Missiles 3&4, having a little Wild Turkey anointing their warheads, tracked straight and true, but fat boy was ready for me. Counterfire damaged # 3 and at the last moment she went off course. Rudolph will no longer have a nose so bright, but his butt will glow for weeks.
Missile #4 tracked straight, but the obese one pulled a high evasion maneuver and I only managed to knock off some chocolate, or at least I think that's what that brown stuff is.

 

[loboloco]

MERRY CHRISTMAS YA'LL.

 

[loboloco]

Having fun?

Darling, the only way I could be having more fun is if I was locked in a room with a cute Brunette, a bottle of whipped cream, a weed eater and some peach preserves.

 

[JackieBlue]

Darling, the only way I could be having more fun is if I was locked in a room with a cute Brunette, a bottle of whipped cream, a weed eater and some peach preserves.

 

[loboloco]

Is that a volunteer I hear.

 

[JackieBlue]

Is that a volunteer I hear.

Surely!

 

[fuzznutz]

ok i have to ask whats the weedeater for

 

[JackieBlue]

ok i have to ask whats the weedeater for

Not sure really, but I don't need one.

 

[fuzznutz]

Not sure really, but I don't need one.

my kind of woman

 

[loboloco]

ok i have to ask whats the weedeater for

Well, you take the thread out, and then you have this little knob that shakes and spins at really high speeds.

 

[loboloco]

Not sure really, but I don't need one.

that's what they say till their introduced to the deluxe model washing machine on the 'spin cycle'.

 

[fuzznutz]

Well, you take the thread out, and then you have this little knob that shakes and spins at really high speeds.

i'm young enough that i don't need any help there just let me down a bottle of jack and i'll keep her smiling for hours

 

[JackieBlue]

i'm young enough that i don't need any help there just let me down a bottle of jack and i'll keep her smiling for hours

So whiskey has the opposite effect on you from what I heard?

 

[fuzznutz]

yes it does although anything more than a bottle and i forget the task at hand learned that the hard way once

 

[loboloco]

So whiskey has the opposite effect on you from what I heard?

Yep, you'll laugh harder than you ever have in your life.

 

[fuzznutz]

Yep, you'll laugh harder than you ever have in your life.

hey it may be half as long but its twice as short


























ummm seriously i'm talking about my christmas tree here

 

[JackieBlue]

Yep, you'll laugh harder than you ever have in your life.

Laugh?! Doesn't sound like I'll be laughing. Maybe this though.

 

[fuzznutz]

i've hung mistle toe from my oversized belt buckle in hopes that my christmas wish will come true

 

[loboloco]

Well somebody has to go clean up the casings before the neighbors start whining. And see if I can figure out how to wash that brown stuff of the roof. Catch ya'll in la manana

 

[JackieBlue]

i've hung mistle toe from my oversized belt buckle in hopes that my christmas wish will come true

Naughty!

 

[JackieBlue]

Well somebody has to go clean up the casings before the neighbors start whining. And see if I can figure out how to wash that brown stuff of the roof. Catch ya'll in la manana

Goodnight.

 

[fuzznutz]

i have to do something this late as night might as well be fun