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Kids Are Quick

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Gone But Not Forgotten
KIDS Are QUICK
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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS: Maria.
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
ALAN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
ALAN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we
didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE: Me!
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
MILLIE: I is..
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry
tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father
didn't punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER: Clyde, your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your
brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when
people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher
 
princess said:
Wouldn't it be great to see the world like a kid again?
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oh heck yeah! pumping gas today I thought of this one.........remember when the gas amount was less than the dollar amount.........I remember when gas was 25, or 30.............cents a gallon.
 
Not trying to hijack this thread,but Danny, I remember when $4.00 would fill a car when the tank was almost empty.
Mike
 
mla2ofus said:
Not trying to hijack this thread,but Danny, I remember when $4.00 would fill a car when the tank was almost empty.
Mike
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so you are an ole fart like me. back when I was a kid, we would buy dance tickets at school, sell them at the door, take the 3 dollars, pool it with the others in the car............we made a .50 on each ticket, and then buy gas for a whole nite of joy riding.............in a 1957 Mercury Monterey.............312 v8. So I feel where you are comin from
 
TEACHER: Class, can you give me an example of an inclined plane?
HAROLD: I know! A newpaper!
TEACHER: A newspaper? Sorry Harold, a newspaper is not an inclined plane.
HAROLD: Yes it is! It is an ink-lined plane!

Bone
 
ddrane2115 said:
so you are an ole fart like me. back when I was a kid, we would buy dance tickets at school, sell them at the door, take the 3 dollars, pool it with the others in the car............we made a .50 on each ticket, and then buy gas for a whole nite of joy riding.............in a 1957 Mercury Monterey.............312 v8. So I feel where you are comin from
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Remember walking the road ditches for soda pop bottles? About a dozen of 'em would buy lunch, with change left over for another pop.
 
urednecku said:
Remember walking the road ditches for soda pop bottles? About a dozen of 'em would buy lunch, with change left over for another pop.
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ok, now the pic she put last month did not look like you were old enough for that.................but yes I do remember, very well in fact. I think it was .03 each or a nickel each. Dag gum it, now I got all sentimental about the good ole days. The whole area I lived in has changed, major state highway right thru there now, businesses, NOAH weather station next door to my parents home...............lots has changed, but still remember the old gum tree (still standing) that we all carved our names in as we got to the top...........
 
urednecku said:
Remember walking the road ditches for soda pop bottles? About a dozen of 'em would buy lunch, with change left over for another pop.
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You'd probably be arrested now for some sort of terrorist activity. I'd guess either collecting shrapnel for a IED or doing a tactical survey of farmer Johnson's corn field.

A tactical survey of farmer Johnson's daughters does not count. :blink:
 
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