Slant Eyed Polack
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Link: Sex toy thrown on court during final moments of WNBA game
What made me snicker was not the item itself, but the manner of its removal:
...The game was paused as police and arena security entered the court to remove the object...
Police. AND security. What, no hazmat team? I'd have figured it to be at least as toxic as Anthony Weiner's laptop.
One thing's for sure: The Great Lime Green Dildo Caper is likely to have been infinitely more exciting than any WNBA game.

What made me snicker was not the item itself, but the manner of its removal:
...The game was paused as police and arena security entered the court to remove the object...
Police. AND security. What, no hazmat team? I'd have figured it to be at least as toxic as Anthony Weiner's laptop.
One thing's for sure: The Great Lime Green Dildo Caper is likely to have been infinitely more exciting than any WNBA game.
