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Dr's appointment today

NorthernRedneck

NorthernRedneck

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I wasn't sure where to put this so I opted for the get a room forum.(you'll see why in a minute)

I went to see the family doc today for the first time since my accident. This guy is probably early to mid 40's. Very down to earth and dresses in jeans and a regular shirt. So we get down to talking about how things are going and updating him on my current condition etc. He comes right out and asks my wife how the sex life has been since the accident. Her face turned right red:yum: He looked at me and winked.(ladies...it's a guy thing) I knew what was up. He started asking me about all kinds of different positions we've tried since the accident. I played along.:yum:

My wife's face turned about three shades of red.:yum: It was hilarious. We kept on for a few minutes. Then, the doc even floored me. He looked right at my wife and said that he recommended lots of BJ's(I'm serious....I totally lost it. Burst out laughing):w00t2::w00t2::w00t2:

It get's better...as we're leaving he hands me a few different requisitions for prescription refills etc. In amongst them was a doctor's order for my wife to give me lots of :wink::wink::wink:

:yum:Damned good thing I noticed that before heading to the pharmacy to fill the prescriptions.:w00t2::w00t2:
 
What's it worth to you to keep us from telling your wife you posted this? :yum:

NorthernRedneck said:
I wasn't sure where to put this so I opted for the get a room forum.(you'll see why in a minute)

I went to see the family doc today for the first time since my accident. This guy is probably early to mid 40's. Very down to earth and dresses in jeans and a regular shirt. So we get down to talking about how things are going and updating him on my current condition etc. He comes right out and asks my wife how the sex life has been since the accident. Her face turned right red:yum: He looked at me and winked.(ladies...it's a guy thing) I knew what was up. He started asking me about all kinds of different positions we've tried since the accident. I played along.:yum:

My wife's face turned about three shades of red.:yum: It was hilarious. We kept on for a few minutes. Then, the doc even floored me. He looked right at my wife and said that he recommended lots of BJ's(I'm serious....I totally lost it. Burst out laughing):w00t2::w00t2::w00t2:

It get's better...as we're leaving he hands me a few different requisitions for prescription refills etc. In amongst them was a doctor's order for my wife to give me lots of :wink::wink::wink:

:yum:Damned good thing I noticed that before heading to the pharmacy to fill the prescriptions.:w00t2::w00t2:
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