An Aggie walks into a hardware store and asks for a chain saw that will cut down 6 trees in one hour.
The salesman recommends the top of the line model and the Aggie, suitably impressed, buys it.
The next day the Aggie brings the chain saw back and says,
"This chain saw is defective. It would only cut down 1 tree and it took ALL DAMN DAY!"
The salesman takes the chain saw and starts it up to see what's wrong.
The Aggie says, "What's that noise?"
The salesman recommends the top of the line model and the Aggie, suitably impressed, buys it.
The next day the Aggie brings the chain saw back and says,
"This chain saw is defective. It would only cut down 1 tree and it took ALL DAMN DAY!"
The salesman takes the chain saw and starts it up to see what's wrong.
The Aggie says, "What's that noise?"