Damn It ! I raised her better than this !!!
The woman can take a cow turd and a cardboard box and come out of the kitchen with a perfectly boxed Chocolate cake made from it ! Her cooking talents are incredible .
So ... everybody here by now, knows I have changed my eating habits and its finally making a change in my waistline and my overall mentality .
So I really like my Corn Flakes and milk in my little bowl every other morning . I look forward to it . The crunchy little corn flakes makes my mouth happy . Today is my day to get my corn flakes .
What do I get ? Corn Flakes with "Skinny Cow Milk "!!!!!!!!! WTF ! I don't like skinny cows or their milk ! They are unhealthy beady eyed little animals that will kick you given the chance . I like my corn flakes with the really "Fit cow milk " The milk that comes from cows who work out . You may know it as 2% milk . I don't like milk from fat cows that sit around all day and watch Ohpra while waiting for the farmer to feed them .
Skinny cow milk will ruin the crunchy texture of Corn Flakes before you can even say corn flakes . Now I got this white chalk looking runny stuff all over my corn flakes ,which are now soggy and I ain't eaten it !
I informed her nicely that I don't eat Runny skinny cow milk corn flakes and to get her butt back in the kitchen a make me some decent Fit cow milk corn flakes .
Now I gotta go take a shower cause I got Runny cow milk and soggy corn flakes all in my hair .
Women !
So with my wifes help I have changed my mind . I'm just having coffee this morning.
The woman can take a cow turd and a cardboard box and come out of the kitchen with a perfectly boxed Chocolate cake made from it ! Her cooking talents are incredible .
So ... everybody here by now, knows I have changed my eating habits and its finally making a change in my waistline and my overall mentality .
So I really like my Corn Flakes and milk in my little bowl every other morning . I look forward to it . The crunchy little corn flakes makes my mouth happy . Today is my day to get my corn flakes .
What do I get ? Corn Flakes with "Skinny Cow Milk "!!!!!!!!! WTF ! I don't like skinny cows or their milk ! They are unhealthy beady eyed little animals that will kick you given the chance . I like my corn flakes with the really "Fit cow milk " The milk that comes from cows who work out . You may know it as 2% milk . I don't like milk from fat cows that sit around all day and watch Ohpra while waiting for the farmer to feed them .
Skinny cow milk will ruin the crunchy texture of Corn Flakes before you can even say corn flakes . Now I got this white chalk looking runny stuff all over my corn flakes ,which are now soggy and I ain't eaten it !
I informed her nicely that I don't eat Runny skinny cow milk corn flakes and to get her butt back in the kitchen a make me some decent Fit cow milk corn flakes .
Now I gotta go take a shower cause I got Runny cow milk and soggy corn flakes all in my hair .
Women !
So with my wifes help I have changed my mind . I'm just having coffee this morning.