DAMN.... Some sort of beast has died under my house.....

[bilbo]

Success, majority of the beast is transferred into the bag. I basically blacked out during this procedure

 

[bilbo]

the unbearable pain and stench can be seen in my eyes, were heading out!

 

[bilbo]

and shes out!

 

[Doc]

Good job. Looks like you had a helper or two, or a supporter and a camera man. Lime was a good suggestion. Be sure you find out how it got in there.

You didn't notice any noises coming from down there when it was trying to get out or gnawing on the concrete block?

 

[bilbo]

Good job. Looks like you had a helper or two, or a supporter and a camera man. Lime was a good suggestion. Be sure you find out how it got in there.

You didn't notice any noises coming from down there when it was trying to get out or gnawing on the concrete block?

I saw no signs of gnawing or destruction of it trying to get out....

Did you notice the roomate "camera man" did'nt get hands on???

Basically that bastard said something bout a painter's repspirator or some such.. I should throw some of the maggots on him!

 

[Alaska Snow Cat]

That is some of the funniest stuff I have read in a long time. Thank you bilbo!!

How loud to you listen to your stereo? Because I am pretty sure a guy should hear a rabid, fang bearing, claw scratching, cinder block eating, maggot spewing, drunken clown monkey, loooong before he smells it. Btw, I like to think I'm a pretty gutsy guy but you could't pay me enough to scoop up that thing without gloves. All hail bilbo!!

 

[bilbo]

Our treasure!

 

[bilbo]

That is some of the funniest stuff I have read in a long time. Thank you bilbo!!

How loud to you listen to your stereo? Because I am pretty sure a guy should hear a rabid, fang bearing, claw scratching, cinder block eating, maggot spewing, drunken clown monkey, loooong before he smells it. Btw, I like to think I'm a pretty gutsy guy but you could't pay me enough to scoop up that thing without gloves. All hail bilbo!!

I like to listen to Creedance Clearwater pretty dogone loud!

 

[bilbo]

Trying to open the bag to identify, roommate at the ready screaming DONT GET MONKEY GUTS ON ME!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[bilbo]

Gotta go take a shower.. my nose and my eyes can't take it no longer... to be continued

 

[ki0ho]

A little late now...but next time you have to deal with stench of about any kind...put vicks vapor rub on a surgical mask andput it on...it has worked for me a few times....had to help clean up 7 human bodys in the sumer heat when I was a kid and the corner had us all do that......you basicly wont smell anything but vicks...bigest draw back is for two days every thing I ate or drank tasted like vicks...better than the other order we had to deal with!!!!

 

[EastTexFrank]

Bilbo, you sir are a better man than I.

 

[Leni]

And here I am like an idiot eating my breakfast and reading this post. Don't you have screens to keep critters like that out from under your house?

 

[muleman]

Well, I hope you cleaned the hair off your breakfast meat.

 

[Leni]

Oh yuck Muley.

 

[muleman]

While you can singe it off, I prefer to skin them.

 

[Leni]

Remember that I'm a big city girl. My meat is always skinned and cleaned long before it reaches the market. However I did bait my own hook and cleaned my own trout. Those worms sure didn't like being stuck on a hook.

 

[bilbo]

A little late now...but next time you have to deal with stench of about any kind...put vicks vapor rub on a surgical mask andput it on...it has worked for me a few times....had to help clean up 7 human bodys in the sumer heat when I was a kid and the corner had us all do that......you basicly wont smell anything but vicks...bigest draw back is for two days every thing I ate or drank tasted like vicks...better than the other order we had to deal with!!!!

Vicks Vapor Rub.... why did'nt I think of that!?! Thanks ki0ho! I remember Mom rubbing that stuff on me when I was a little guy. I also remember Mom beating the Hell out of me with a woopen spoon. Ha

One time we were at Six Flags and I being excited or unruly said something or did something not quite right and WHACK... the wooden spoon.

I remember thinking, Mom they don't allow wooden spoons at SIX FLAGS!! lol

 

[bilbo]

And here I am like an idiot eating my breakfast and reading this post. Don't you have screens to keep critters like that out from under your house?

Do I owe you one western Omelette?

We never did find out where the manbearpig got under the house, may need CSI East Texas!

 

[bilbo]

lol after opening the bag a bit I knew we had to get a shot of the vileness inside. Heres a pic of what I found when we pulled the sheets back

 

[ki0ho]

Do I owe you one western Omelette?

We never did find out where the manbearpig got under the house, may need CSI East Texas!

How about the same open hatch you went in at??

 

[bilbo]

The cover board looked intact????


AND THE COUP DE GRAUX

Even our friend in the back is so far away he's still holding his nose!!

 

[bilbo]

Tried to fiqure out what to do with it. We prodded it with a stick and screamed at it but nothing seemed to help.

BBQ is OUT!

 

[Leni]

Do I owe you one western Omelette?

We never did find out where the manbearpig got under the house, may need CSI East Texas!

Nope. Breakfast did stay down but if you want to offer anyhow I'd happily accept.

 

[bilbo]

Bilbo, you sir are a better man than I.

Thank You My Friend, if you want I'll pull her outta the trash and leave it on your doorstep with a note saying something bout how I can't take care of her any longer and that she needs a warm loving home.

 

[Catavenger]

I am glad my house sits on a nice solid concrete foundation. No chupacabras can get under my house. Be sure to drive a stake through it's heart.

 

[EastTexFrank]

Thank You My Friend, if you want I'll pull her outta the trash and leave it on your doorstep with a note saying something bout how I can't take care of her any longer and that she needs a warm loving home.

No thank you. I went through roughly the same thing with an armadillo I shot. Darned thing jumped two feet in the air, did a 360 and took off to hide and die under the porch around the "office". I couldn't get to it without pulling the whole deck up. It stunk the place up for almost 2 weeks. Luckily it was outside and not under the house but man, oh man, did it hum.

 

[ki0ho]

Vicks Vapor Rub.... why did'nt I think of that!?! Thanks ki0ho! I remember Mom rubbing that stuff on me when I was a little guy. I also remember Mom beating the Hell out of me with a woopen spoon. Ha

One time we were at Six Flags and I being excited or unruly said something or did something not quite right and WHACK... the wooden spoon.

I remember thinking, Mom they don't allow wooden spoons at SIX FLAGS!! lol

Dont know about efecting my smell ability...but the old wooden spoon suredid cut down on ones desire to do whatever it was I was doing!!!!!!

 

[Galvatron]

Bilbo i must say sorry to you but 2 visits from the mother-in-law and i had to dispose of her some place