daedong
New member
Tonight I was driving home from work and on the side of the road was a lad pushing his motor bike, so I stopped to see if I could help him out. He was a young scruffy no hoper type and his bike had run out of petrol. I asked him how far he had to go he said not far only about 5 K's. I took pity on him and told him to wait there and I would duck home and bring him back some petrol. I eventually got back with the petrol and a funnel, while pouring it into the bike the funnel tipped over and I spilt petrol all down my arm. Anyway I got him going and away he went....... I got back into my car and started heading for home, I had not gone far and lit up a cigarette, (dick head me) puff up in flames goes my arm from the petrol. I wind down the window stick my arm out, hit the skids and pulled off the road in one hell of a hurry. Jumped out the car, ripped my jumper off and stomped it out, while doing this, out of the blue from nowhere a cop car pulls up behind me, the bloody bastard of a cop starts ranting and raving. I tried to explain to him what had happened but the bastard would not listen. He bloody booked me!