Ouch! With Sex Injuries, Love Really Hurts
The British erotic retail chain Ann Summers recently released a poll asking people if they had ever been injured during sex. One in three said they hurt themselves somewhat routinely, though the injuries were about what you might expect: rug burns (to, ahem, the knees), muscle pulls, a conk on the noggin from, say, banging into the headboard.
But at Sexploration we hear stories, sometimes from emergency room doctors in bars. By the third martini, the stories often begin with, “You wouldn’t believe what I saw last night…”
And so I decided to call around to emergency rooms and ask sober ER docs about the things they see, and, more importantly, what advice they might have based on their experiences, not only how to avoid the damage, but how to handle the delicate task of seeking help once the damage is done.
I didn’t have much luck. One prig in a Phoenix ER became outraged and hung up on me — twice — before I could even explain the context of my questions. “This is a very inappropriate topic,” he shouted as he slammed down the phone.
Read more of this story at: MSNBC.msn.com
I heard this on the radio this morning.....
A woman called in saying her brother was trying to get the metal hook undone on his girlfriend's bra strap and the hook popped off and got stuck in the white part of his eye! He had to have it surgically removed!
Another guy called in saying he was a paramedic that went on a call for a guy that fell off his girl and BROKE his PECKER! How does that break anyway?
The British erotic retail chain Ann Summers recently released a poll asking people if they had ever been injured during sex. One in three said they hurt themselves somewhat routinely, though the injuries were about what you might expect: rug burns (to, ahem, the knees), muscle pulls, a conk on the noggin from, say, banging into the headboard.
But at Sexploration we hear stories, sometimes from emergency room doctors in bars. By the third martini, the stories often begin with, “You wouldn’t believe what I saw last night…”
And so I decided to call around to emergency rooms and ask sober ER docs about the things they see, and, more importantly, what advice they might have based on their experiences, not only how to avoid the damage, but how to handle the delicate task of seeking help once the damage is done.
I didn’t have much luck. One prig in a Phoenix ER became outraged and hung up on me — twice — before I could even explain the context of my questions. “This is a very inappropriate topic,” he shouted as he slammed down the phone.
Read more of this story at: MSNBC.msn.com
I heard this on the radio this morning.....
A woman called in saying her brother was trying to get the metal hook undone on his girlfriend's bra strap and the hook popped off and got stuck in the white part of his eye! He had to have it surgically removed!
Another guy called in saying he was a paramedic that went on a call for a guy that fell off his girl and BROKE his PECKER! How does that break anyway?