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TSA.. I can haz grope ?

SShepherd

New member
Not according to CAIR

http://www.jihadwatch.org/2010/11/h...ly-search-around-muslim-womens-head-neck.html

From CAIR's press release:
Special recommendations for Muslim women who wear hijab:
* If you are selected for secondary screening after you go through the metal detector and it does not go off, and "sss" is not written on your boarding pass, ask the TSA officer if the reason you are being selected is because of your head scarf.
* In this situation, you may be asked to submit to a pat-down or to go through a full body scanner. If you are selected for the scanner, you may ask to go through a pat-down instead.
* Before you are patted down, you should remind the TSA officer that they are only supposed to pat down the area in question, in this scenario, your head and neck. They SHOULD NOT subject you to a full-body or partial-body pat-down.
* You may ask to be taken to a private room for the pat-down procedure.
* Instead of the pat-down, you can always request to pat down your own scarf, including head and neck area, and have the officers perform a chemical swipe of your hands.
 

JEV

Mr. Congeniality
GOLD Site Supporter
Hey! Quit gripping about the anointed one's people. They are the new protected class, so all da colered peeps and mex's are now sent to da back-o-da-bus wit da honkey white trash 'publcans. Ahkmed and Jameelizatrofra can get on da plane wit da bomb, so put your white ass in yo jalopy and drive yo ass where yo wants to go. Either that, or let that TSA screener with latent homosexual tendancies give you a prostate exam with his/her thumb.

TSA theme riddle:

"He put in his thumb, and pulled out a plumb, and said 'what a good boy I am'."

:yum::yum::yum::wow::yum::yum::yum::wow::yum::yum::yum:
 

muleman

Gone But Not Forgotten
GOLD Site Supporter
They should be made to get naked and cavity searched if they want to wear terrorist attire. If they get special treatment then the TSA should be shutdown as they are not doing their jobs.
 

BigAl

Gone But Not Forgotten
SUPER Site Supporter
They should be made to get naked and cavity searched if they want to wear terrorist attire. If they get special treatment then the TSA should be shutdown as they are not doing their jobs.

Whoa !!!! Do you really want to do a cavity search on some Muslin . If in doubt ,just killem and we can sort it out later ..:yum:
 

Melensdad

Jerk in a Hawaiian Shirt & SNOWCAT Moderator
Staff member
GOLD Site Supporter
I plan on taking a VIAGRA before my next flight security check, then when I opt out of the full body image scan and get groped by the TSA dudes I might make a new friend.
 

Melensdad

Jerk in a Hawaiian Shirt & SNOWCAT Moderator
Staff member
GOLD Site Supporter
Bin Laden's success is much greater than he could have ever imagined .

Allahu Akbar !!!
أسامة بن محمد بن عوض بن لادن

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5pNuoVKMKNM]YouTube - Hitler Demands Enhanced Pat Down by TSA Officers[/ame]

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yvxZu-m7H3s"]YouTube - Elena Reichman_ Holocaust survivor_ calls TSA in FL_ Hitler.mp4[/ame]
 

Doc

Bottoms Up
Staff member
GOLD Site Supporter
:wow: :eek: un freaking believable. I just posted a poll about the general procedure. If this is true that muslims will be exempt from the pat down ...that is totally outrageous. Like someone else already say, Bin Laden kicked our asses but good. He has cost us a fortune and caused us to give up freedoms that we would never have done in years past. Between Bin Laden and the PC movement we as a nation are totally screwed.
 

JEV

Mr. Congeniality
GOLD Site Supporter
:wow: :eek: un freaking believable. I just posted a poll about the general procedure. If this is true that muslims will be exempt from the pat down ...that is totally outrageous. Like someone else already say, Bin Laden kicked our asses but good. He has cost us a fortune and caused us to give up freedoms that we would never have done in years past. Between Bin Laden and the PC movement we as a nation are totally screwed.
IMO, we are only screwed because we put politicians in office who have no backbone, and put a president in office who we knew would fuck up this country. There was plenty of warning, but easily influenced people allowed themself to be taken in by his BS. The politicians are all concerned with "being liked" by the rest of the world, at the expense of the people right here. Liberalism and progressiveism have put us where we are today. Excuse me, but I need to go pick up some more ammo. We're gonna need it when our enemies are simply escorted into the country to take over by Barack Hussein Obama.
 
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