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Top Ten Reasons Why Golf Is Better Than Sex

Lenny

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ARGUABLE BUT STILL ENTERTAINING

Top Ten Reasons Why Golf Is Better Than Sex...

#10... A below par performance is considered damn good.
#09... You can stop in the middle and have a cheeseburger and a couple of beers.
#08... It's much easier to find the sweet spot.
#07... Foursomes are encouraged.
#06... You can still make money doing it as a senior.
#05... Three times a day is possible.
#04... Your partner doesn't hire a lawyer if you play with someone else.
#03... If you live in Florida, you can do it almost every day.
#02... You don't have to cuddle with your partner when you're finished.
And the NUMBER ONE reason why golf is better than sex...

#01... When your equipment gets old you can replace it!
 

FrancSevin

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I didn't think anything was better than sex. And frankly, I dislike the game of golf. But, having read your list, I must say I cannot argue the logic of it.
 

Lenny

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I didn't think anything was better than sex. And frankly, I dislike the game of golf. But, having read your list, I must say I cannot argue the logic of it.
That's why I prefaced it with "ARGUABLE BUT STILL ENTERTAINING"
 

Ceee

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I found your joke funny, Lenny.


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