That awkward moment when the guy who discovered milk had to explain what he was doing to the cow.
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Tidbits and Groaners II
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My steak.......... could be brought back by a good veterinarian. 
My steak.......... could be brought back by a good veterinarian.
That sounds a lot like how my wife wants her steak done. BLUE.
Having A fire.
............. I was expecting a B fire, by now? 
I obviously put that in the wrong thread. Oh well
Confucius say:
Man with hole in trouser pocket -
Feel cocky all day.
Man with hole in trouser pocket -
Feel cocky all day.
Don't let @TexasGem see this or you're in real trouble!!Confucius say:
Man with hole in trouser pocket -
Feel cocky all day.
Man who sleep with itchy butt, wake with stinky fingers.
My fingers are the most reliable part of my body.
I can always count on them.
I can always count on them.
I often feel like a tampon.
In a good place but at the wrong time.
In a good place but at the wrong time.
failed paste.
Pretty sure he has a reservation!
Anyone here know how to fix a noisy dishwasher?
I've tried chocolates, flowers, a back rub. Nothing seems to help.
I've tried chocolates, flowers, a back rub. Nothing seems to help.
I'd say wash them yourself, but if you don't do them right the noise could get louderAnyone here know how to fix a noisy dishwasher?
I've tried chocolates, flowers, a back rub. Nothing seems to help.
I'd say wash them yourself, but if you don't do them right the noise could get louder
I can second that. When my wife is around, I'm not allowed to wash dishes because seemingly, I don't load the dishwasher properly. That ruse has served me well for over 30 years.
Lol
... I have proof that paper-plates can save a marriage!!I'd say wash them yourself, but if you don't do them right the noise could get louder
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