You officially earned a seat at the "bad boys table of bad jokes" !! There's free beer, and @jazzy has a seat there too even though she's female!!Went to a seafood restaurant. There was a big brawl.
There was battered fish everywhere.
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Tidbits and Groaners II
- Thread starter Doc
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VBREFEREE
Well-known member
Not sure if I posted this one here, so if I have, bear with me.
A wife is getting out of the shower drying off. She goes into the bedroom and tells her husband "Close the curtains. I don't want the neighbors to see me naked." The husband replies "If the neighbors see you naked they will close their own curtains."
A wife is getting out of the shower drying off. She goes into the bedroom and tells her husband "Close the curtains. I don't want the neighbors to see me naked." The husband replies "If the neighbors see you naked they will close their own curtains."
Cigarettes have warning labels, because they are addictive and destroying lives! And yet, "VAGINAS are out there roaming free!"
Lilbronottuff47
New member
They should make WD (over) 50 for us seniors!!
P**sy should be illegal. because it makes men stupid.
Bull Sh*t
I was stupid long before I found out about Pu**sy
I was stupid long before I found out about Pu**sy
....FYI, that's a NOSE emoji. Can't believe y'all thought it was something else 
There's a big difference between when a girl goes through a whole box of tissue watching a movie and when a guy does it.
What does a nearsighted gynecologist and a puppy have in common?
They both have wet noses.
They both have wet noses.
Better to be stupid and happy than smart and miserable!
Being the only one who can prevent forest fires sure stresses me out.
Smokey REALLY got his message through to you!!
I actually posted on YouTube an uncut copy of their brainwash video
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Thanks, I'll plan on having nightmares tonightI actually posted on YouTube an uncut copy of their brainwash video
You think 5 repeats will get it planted in people's brain?
Why do chickens drink water if they don't urinate?
..... Because they can't open a beer can? 
What do a woman and a condom have in common?
They spend more time in your wallet than on your knob.
They spend more time in your wallet than on your knob.