Tidbits AKA Groaners

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I must have dreamed that I was a muffler last night.

When I woke up this morning, I was exhausted.

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Humpty dumpty found summer a little hot.....

...but he had a great fall!

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If your palm itches, you're going to get something.

If your crotch itches, you already got it.

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My neighbors had to choose between braces for their kid's teeth or a new boat.

They said they did the right thing and named the boat "Bucky" after their kid.
 

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A guy walks into a pharmacy: “I have extreme headaches, my belly cramps, I feel like I’m about to vomit and my back hurts like something tears the muscles apart. Do you have something?”
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Pharmacists: “Nope, I feel fine.”
 

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Doctor says to his patient: “Your liver results are back. And frankly, they’re very surprising considering that I only allowed you one glass of wine per week.”
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The patient shrugs: “Do you really think you are the only doctor I am going to?”
 

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Does anybody know what Adam said to his wife on December 24?

Merry Christmas Eve!!!
 
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