We had a power outage at our house this morning and my PC, laptop, TV, DVD, iPad & my new surround sound music system were all shut down.Then I discovered that my mobile phone battery was dead and, to top it off, it was raining outside, so I couldn't play golf and I decided to change the antifreeze in my Crossfire.
I then went to the garage only to find it was too dark to see and the garage doors wouldn’t open. I returned to the kitchen to make coffee and then I remembered that this also needs power, so I sat and talked with my wife for a couple of hours.
Should this be in the jokes forum or groaners......
I'm guessing groaners.
Bottom of the ninth, score was tied, 2 outs, 2 strikes, 3 balls, bases loaded.
The countries sweetheart, Mel Famey was pitching.
Mel was pitching the last game of the season for the prize of winning the world series after a serious summer of excessing drinking.
His drinking had gotten so bad that his career was on the line. He tried time and time again to quit, but to no avail.
The pressure was proving to be too much. He snuck a few drinks during the game and it was beginning to show.
He threw what was sadly the last pitch of the game.
The ump yelled, Ball four!
He had lost the world series by one run.
After the stands had cleared, a couple players from the opposing team were walking across the field to their cars.
As they passed the pitchers mound, one looked down, pointed to a crushed can, and ask the other, What is that????