The Wish .

nixon

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A man walks into a bar. He sits down and places the bag on the counter​
The bartender walks up and asks,​"What's in the bag?"
The man reaches into the bag and pulls out a little man,
about 12 inches tall, and sets him on the counter.​
He reaches back into the bag and pulls out a tiny piano,​
setting it on the counter as well.​He reaches into the bag again​ ,
and pulls out a tiny piano bench.​
The little man sits down at the piano​ , and starts playing a Mozart piano concerto.​

"Where on earth did you get that?"​asked the surprised bartender.
The man responds by reaching into the paper bag.​
This time he pulls out a magic lamp.​He hands it to the bartender and says,​
"Here - rub it."
So the bartender rubs the lamp,​and suddenly there's a gust of smoke​ ,and a beautiful genie is standing before him.​
"I will grant you one wish - just one,"​said the genie. The bartender gets excited​
and, without hesitating,​he says,​
"I want a million bucks!"​
A few moments later a duck walks into the bar.​
Another duck, then another soon follows it.​
Pretty soon, the entire bar is filled with ducks​and they keep coming!​
The bartender turns to the man and says,​"You know, I think your genie's a little deaf.​I asked for a million bucks,​not a million ducks."​

The man replies,​
"Do you really think I asked​for a 12 inch pianist?"​
 

Lenny

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There are several versions of this joke and they are all good. The one I like is the 12 inch guy that is obnoxious; he kicks over drinks, insults people, etc. The punch line is, "I asked for a 12 inch prick."
 
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