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The "G" spot found!

A buddy had a 39 Chris Craft stinger. Dry pipes, 5: exhaust.loud.
The bloboaters would have a cow whenever he launched. One of the sailboats owned the magazine "Sail".
He wrote an entire article about loud obnoxious boats. He even mentioned the name - Mine's Bigger. And went on and on about phallic symbols and other crude references.
But if the idiot had opened his eyes to what the name really said. "Than Frog's" in smaller font. Frog (John) and Dennis were childhood friends always trying to outdo each other. (John won when he bought an 80 foot Broward and then later converted a small navy ship to a yacht)
Of course, when that magazine issue came out and word got around, there was a definite uptick in loud obnoxious boats being launched in Port Washington after that. And they all made it a point to goose the throttles often while in harbor
 
I was visiting a friend of mine at his home. His Daughter's guitar sits on a stand in the living room. It has been missing a string for months. This particular day, I brought a new string so she could have a functioning instrument again.

......... It just happened to be the "G".

Dad and I tortured her for about a half hour with G-String jokes. It was awesome. (She was 13 at the time).

It is a Father's obligation to embarrass his Children as often and as well as he can. (I'm considered an Uncle in that home).
 
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