It was an interesting week for me.
But the big news of the week is that I’ve been offered a job, which is pretty remarkable given most people consider me unemployable. Anyhow, I got a personal call from President Obama, offering me a job as a diplomat in Middle East.
I can always use some extra money but given this administrations past treatment of diplomats in Muslim nations, I had to respectfully decline.
But then he said,
“Jim… if it’s that Stevens affair you’re referring to, that was actually caused by an anti-Muslim video and the filmmaker is now in jail. And as you’ve probably heard, my new Attorney General Loretta Lynch has promised to prosecute anyone who makes any references to Anti-Muslim rhetoric, so you’ll be just fine”.
“Besides” he said, “it’s good pay, good retirement and good health insurance, not that Obamacare junk the rest of the peons have to use”.
And best of all, once you’re a member of my team you can ignore things like that pesky ol Constitution. Nobody can fire you for being incompetent and you can help me run up the National Deficit by supporting future terrorists, which I like to refer to as Syrian refugees.
And I said “But Sir, they’re cutting people’s heads off over there!“
And he said, “Jim…, trust me. If you like your head, you can keep your head”, besides, ISIS has been defeated, they’re on the run. There’s nothing to worry about.
So, I’m thinking about it. I believe the clincher for me would be if he would make the area a Gun Free Zone. That way I won’t have to worry about getting shot because of work place violence.
So there you go, that was my week. Wonder what's in store for me next week?
But the big news of the week is that I’ve been offered a job, which is pretty remarkable given most people consider me unemployable. Anyhow, I got a personal call from President Obama, offering me a job as a diplomat in Middle East.
I can always use some extra money but given this administrations past treatment of diplomats in Muslim nations, I had to respectfully decline.
But then he said,
“Jim… if it’s that Stevens affair you’re referring to, that was actually caused by an anti-Muslim video and the filmmaker is now in jail. And as you’ve probably heard, my new Attorney General Loretta Lynch has promised to prosecute anyone who makes any references to Anti-Muslim rhetoric, so you’ll be just fine”.
“Besides” he said, “it’s good pay, good retirement and good health insurance, not that Obamacare junk the rest of the peons have to use”.
And best of all, once you’re a member of my team you can ignore things like that pesky ol Constitution. Nobody can fire you for being incompetent and you can help me run up the National Deficit by supporting future terrorists, which I like to refer to as Syrian refugees.
And I said “But Sir, they’re cutting people’s heads off over there!“
And he said, “Jim…, trust me. If you like your head, you can keep your head”, besides, ISIS has been defeated, they’re on the run. There’s nothing to worry about.
So, I’m thinking about it. I believe the clincher for me would be if he would make the area a Gun Free Zone. That way I won’t have to worry about getting shot because of work place violence.
So there you go, that was my week. Wonder what's in store for me next week?