A guy at work was taking up a collection to bribe another coworker to do a bellyflop in the huge puddle that accumulated in the backyard at work. He got to me and I said... "I got no money, ... for twenty bucks I'd do it, myself".
... Well, the guy chickened out, so they paid ME to do it.
Being a scuba diver, and a freediver, ... I was looking for a DEEP spot. I was going to let most of the air out of my lungs and sink to the bottom and wait to see if anyone would come in and rescue me.
......... It wasn't deep enough.