NSFW

NSFW thread is okay by me.

  • Yes

    Votes: 29 100.0%
  • No

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • Total voters
    29
  • Poll closed .

Danang Sailor

nullius in verba
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Prepare to spend the rest of your day right here.




Well, they are nice, but spending more than 15 or 20 minutes here would be silly! :laugh3:
 
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NorthernRedneck

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What did one pussy lip say to the other pussy lip?

We used to be so tight till we let that dick come between us.

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FrancSevin

Proudly Deplorable
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A middle aged couple were on a long road trip. He chuckled and broke the silence, "Remember when we were younger what we used to do on trips when it got boring?" A little embarrassed, she answered, Well yes but.. Yes but my head won't fit between your tummy and the steering wheel.""

He thought for a moment and replied, " It's the way they build cars today. So much more compact." Not like back in those good old days."

"Honey," she replied sweetly, " this is the same car"
 
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