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let's pretend we're married

a man and a woman find them selves sharing the same compartment on a train.

the woman has the top bunk, and the man is at the bottom

half way through the night, the man wakes up and explains, oh i'm reall cold

hearing this, the woman says... i've an idea- just for tonight, why don't we pretend we are maried?

the man thinks.... oh why not!. it can't hurt

the woman says, good. now get out of bed and get your own dam blanket
 
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