I was a blonde for 3 months in HS so here goes

[olivia24]

Why was the blonde on the Roof?


She was told the drinks are on the house.

 

[EastTexFrank]

Open the floodgates .......

 

[Lenny]

Blonde: "What does IDK stand for?"
Brunette: "I don’t know."
Blonde: "OMG, nobody does!"

 

[Lenny]

A science teacher tells his class, "Oxygen is a must for breathing and life. It was discovered in 1773." A blonde student responds, "Thank God I was born after 1773! Otherwise I would have died without it."

 

[olivia24]

A science teacher tells his class, "Oxygen is a must for breathing and life. It was discovered in 1773." A blonde student responds, "Thank God I was born after 1773! Otherwise I would have died without it."

 

[FrancSevin]

I'm not crazy about Blonde jokes. Unfortunately I have heard too many good ones not to pass a few on. So, this is Olivia's fault

Two blondes were doing some carpenter work on a habitat for Humanity project. carol, wo was nailing down some house siding, would reach into her pouch, pull out a nail and either toss it over her shoulder, or nail it in. Donna, figuring this was worth looking into asked "Why?"

When I pull a nail out of my pouch, about half of them have the head on the wrong end and, being defective, I throw them away."

Donna got completely upset and yelled," You moron! Those nails are not defective! They are for the other side of the house!"

Sadly this story doesn't end well. These two were later found frozen to death in their car at a drive in theater. They had gone to see the movie "Closed For Winter."

 

[loboloco]

What do you call a brunette walking between two blondes?

an interpreter.

What do you call three blondes in a row?

A wind tunnel.

 

[olivia24]

I'm not crazy about Blonde jokes. Unfortunately I have heard too many good ones not to pass a few on. So, this is Olivia's fault

Two blondes were doing some carpenter work on a habitat for Humanity project. carol, wo was nailing down some house siding, would reach into her pouch, pull out a nail and either toss it over her shoulder, or nail it in. Donna, figuring this was worth looking into asked "Why?"

When I pull a nail out of my pouch, about half of them have the head on the wrong end and, being defective, I throw them away."

Donna got completely upset and yelled," You moron! Those nails are not defective! They are for the other side of the house!"

Sadly this story doesn't end well. These two were later found frozen to death in their car at a drive in theater. They had gone to see the movie "Closed For Winter."

Lol

 

[olivia24]

What do you call a brunette walking between two blondes?

an interpreter.

What do you call three blondes in a row?

A wind tunnel.

To be fair, blondes could make jokes about me and the dummie things i do, lol

 

[loboloco]

At the beginning of the space program, the scientists decided to use monkeys instead of blondes for three reasons.
1) The monkeys learned faster.
2) The monkeys remembered what they learned longer.
3) The monkeys ate the bananas.

 

[olivia24]

At the beginning of the space program, the scientists decided to use monkeys instead of blondes for three reasons.
1) The monkeys learned faster.
2) The monkeys remembered what they learned longer.
3) The monkeys ate the bananas.

What else would a nice, sweet girl do with a banana?

 

[m1west]

What is the first thing a blonde does when she wakes up in the morning? Goes home
What is the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball? You can only get 3 fingers in a bowling ball