3 guys die and go to heaven.
st peter says, well, because it's christmas you all need something that resembles something to do with christmas or you can't get in.
so the first guy lights a match and says, this is a candle and st peter lets him through
second guys takes out his housekeys, waves them about and goes well.. they are bells
st peter waves him through
third guy pulls out a pair of panties
st peter asks and what do these have to do with christmas?
the man replies their carols!
st peter says, well, because it's christmas you all need something that resembles something to do with christmas or you can't get in.
so the first guy lights a match and says, this is a candle and st peter lets him through
second guys takes out his housekeys, waves them about and goes well.. they are bells
st peter waves him through
third guy pulls out a pair of panties
st peter asks and what do these have to do with christmas?
the man replies their carols!