Seriously?!?!?!?
Like wtf? I can just picture some gay-assed clothing designer standing there saying "look at this design. With these buttons on the fly, these jeans will look just fabulous".
Not realizing that they were button fly jeans, I recently bought a pair. Now picture this. A grown-assed middle aged man, while out and about, gets the sudden urge to use the facilities as the morning coffee decides in an instant that it wants to make a reappearance. Said middle-aged man goes running to a public bathroom frantically trying to not piss himself then encounters the force field that is the dreaded button fly. He so desperately struggles to get those blasted buttons undone so he can let it all hang out and let the waters flow all the while avoiding the inevitable pre dribble that's attempting to force it's way out.
Yes ladies! The struggle is real. See what we have to go through when someone decides it's a good idea to have a button fly?
Like wtf? I can just picture some gay-assed clothing designer standing there saying "look at this design. With these buttons on the fly, these jeans will look just fabulous".
Not realizing that they were button fly jeans, I recently bought a pair. Now picture this. A grown-assed middle aged man, while out and about, gets the sudden urge to use the facilities as the morning coffee decides in an instant that it wants to make a reappearance. Said middle-aged man goes running to a public bathroom frantically trying to not piss himself then encounters the force field that is the dreaded button fly. He so desperately struggles to get those blasted buttons undone so he can let it all hang out and let the waters flow all the while avoiding the inevitable pre dribble that's attempting to force it's way out.
Yes ladies! The struggle is real. See what we have to go through when someone decides it's a good idea to have a button fly?