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  1. Lenny

    HAPPY ST. PARTICK'S DAY

    I designed this and had it printed:
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    Hollywood Squares

    Hollywood Squares - Those were the days. Hard to believe they did not know the questions beforehand! Squares' game show responses were spontaneous, not scripted. . Q. Paul, what is a good reason for pounding meat? A. Paul Lynde: Loneliness! (The audience laughed so long and hard it took up...
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    Chuck Norris and me

    About 15 years ago in Council Bluffs, Iowa. In the second picture, his wife is next to him and two two guys are his paid bodyguards. Yeah, I too wondered why he has bodyguards.
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    Ye-e-e-e-h-a-a-a-a!

    A woman was driving through a remote part of Arizona when her car broke down. A native American on horseback came along and offered her a ride to a nearby town. She climbed up behind him on the horse and they rode off. The ride was uneventful, except that every few minutes the Native American...
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    Startle

    If you startle someone and they let a fart, is it called a fartle?
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    Two gay men

    Two gay men walk past two hot babes on the beach. One says to the other, "It's times like this I wish I was a lesbian."
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    A young lady from the Midwest goes to Hartford

    A young lady from the Midwest goes to Hartford University and politely says to a football jock, "Sir, can you tell me where the library is at?" He says in a very snobby way, "Here at Hartford we don't end sentences with prepositions." She walks up to him and nose to nose she says, "Okay, I'll...
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    A little girl goes to the barber shop with her father

    🙂 🙂 🙂 A little girl goes to the barber shop with her father. She stands next to the barber chair, while her dad gets his haircut, eating a snack cake. The barber says to her, "Sweetheart, you're gonna get hair on your Twinkie." She says, "Yes, I know, and I'm gonna get boobs too."
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    A Golfer's Love Story

    A Golfer's Love Story An elderly couple were having dinner one evening when the husband reached across the table, took his wife's hand in his and said, Martha, soon we will be married 50 years, and there's something I have to know. In all of these 50 years, have you ever been unfaithful to...
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    Biden’s alcohol czar warns new guidance could be only 2 beers a week

    I wonder what the liberal drinkers are going to say about this. Biden’s alcohol czar warns new guidance could be only 2 beers a week https://nypost.com/2023/08/24/bidens-alcohol-czar-warns-new-guidance-could-be-2-beers-a-week/
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    LGBTQIA+ Rights

    This is on the NOW, National Organization of Women's website. REALLY?!?! I thought it was for women! Rush Limbaugh used to call it NAG, (Nation Association of Gals.) NOW is committed to fighting discrimination based on sexual orientation or gender identity in all areas, including employment...
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    Lady On The Bus

    40 seconds will give you a good laugh!
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    California Homes Dangling From Cliffs As Landslides Cause Problems Statewide

    A short 50 second video below. It's pretty dumb to build structures near cliffs because of possible rain and don't forget it's earthquake country too. https://weather.com/news/weather/video/california-homes-dangling-from-cliffs-as-landslides-cause-problems-statewide
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    Newborn found dead in Iowa ditch; mom, granddad charged

    Newborn found dead in Iowa ditch; mom, granddad charged The government says marijuana is the 'gateway' drug to other drugs. Well, then abortion is the 'gateway' to encourage people to murder older children, right...
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    March Is Women's Month So How About Men's Month?

    February is Black History Month and March is Women's Month. How about a Men's Month? And a White History Month?
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    Freezing Fog, Rain Likely Cause Of 30-Car Crash In Washington State

    This is why we need global warming. Everyone should be required to drink beer, eat beans and fart to warm up the atmosphere. If we could prevent just one accident it would be worth it! https://weather.com/news/weather/video/freezing-fog-rain-likely-cause-of-30-car-crash-in-washington-state
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    A man had three beautiful girlfriends but didn’t know which one to marry....

    A man had three beautiful girlfriends but didn’t know which one to marry. As a test, he decided to give each woman $5,000 to see how they would spend it. The first girlfriend went out and got herself a complete makeover, She told him, "I spent the money so I could look pretty for you because I...
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    Suggestions for Christmas Gifts

    I get survival rescue blankets that are mylar and 84" X 52". I buy dozens of them for around a dollar a piece and generously hand them out. They hold in heat and are water and wind resistant. Good if, say, your car broke down and you had to walk a ways in the cold and wind. This is the link...
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    ASSET

    One of then old Indian sayings I made up: A chair is where you set your ass so it is an asset
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    Grassley Effort to Extend Fentanyl Tool Blocked by Democrat

    The sleezy, anti-American Democrats are aiding and abetting these vicious drug pushers. Why do they want kids (and adults) to die (be murdered) by Fentanyl and other illegal drugs??? If just one person is murdered with a gun they want to ban ALL guns while allowing THIS!
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