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    1301 Swamp Spryte

    I am listing for a friend a 1301 Swamp Spryte for $20,000.00 I have some first hand knowledge on this machine, but questions are best put directly to the owner. Mel Jennings @ 907.7l5.6223 It has a very strong straight six Ford, 170ci I believe, Automatic trans w/a 4 speed rear end, gives it...
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    4 Sale 1301 Spryte

    I am listing for a friend a 1301 Swamp Spryte for $20,000.00 I have some first hand knowledge on this machine, but questions are best put directly to the owner. Mel Jennings @ 907.7l5.6223 tI has a very strong straight six Ford, 170ci I believe, Automatic trans w/a 4 speed rear end, gives it...
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    He Slipped, Honest!!!

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    We shall indeavor....

    The teacher said, "Let's begin by reviewing some American History. Who said 'Give me Liberty , or give me Death'?" She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Little Johnny a bright Navajo Indian boy, who had his hand up: 'Patrick Henry, 1775' he said. 'Very good!' Who said, 'Government of...
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    Fishy Life

    The life of an Islamic Terrorist is like that of a Salmon. In that..... Life is good ‘til the Seals show up! :doh:
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    Galvi taught me a new trick.......

    I met a girl in the park the other evening. There was an instant spark between us and she immediately dropped to her knees and laid on the grass at my feet. As we lay making love, I thought "These taser guns are well worth the money".
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    5 to 9

    A man wakes up in the hospital bandaged from head to foot. The doctor comes in and says, "Ah, I'm glad to see you've regained consciousness. You probably won't remember, but you were in a huge pile-up on the freeway. You're going to be ok, you'll walk again but your penis was severed in...
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    Congressional Monkeys

    If you start with a cage containing five monkeys and inside the cage,hang a banana on a string from the top and then you place a set of stairsunder the banana, before long a monkey will go to the stairs and climb toward the banana. As soon as he touches the stairs, you spray all the other...
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    If the Wright Bros only knew......

    Ok, you students of aviation.... What are the advantages of rotary wing aircraft versus fixed wing? 10 seconds oh hell with it.....
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    She soon will!

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    Que PASTA!! (whut noodles)

    A Somali arrives in New York City as a new immigrant to America . He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says ... 'Thank you Mr. American for letting me in this country, giving me housing, money for food, free medical care, free education and no taxes!' The...
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    I don't drive MY car drunk

    A new way to avoid any .08 alcohol issues while driving: I Went out with some friends last night and tied one on. Knowing that I was wasted, I did something that I have never done before. I took a bus home. I arrived home safe and warm. Damn, that was fun, I'd never driven a bus before!!!
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    Whut?

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    Tennessee State Troopers Annual Ball

    A young woman was pulled over for speeding. A Tennessee State Trooper walked to her car window, flipping open his ticket book. She said, "I bet you are going to sell me a ticket to the State Trooper's Ball." He replied, " Tennessee State Troopers don't have balls." There was a moment...
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    Burger King

    The two American tourist were in China in a city that they couldn't quite pronounce the name of. They ducked into a fast food joint.... and to the counter persons asked, "Anyone here speak English"? One nice young fellow, bowing, slightly raised one hand. "How do you prounounce the name...
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    Emergency warning for men!!!

    Men, you must study this new technique and warn your brethren of the rising danger!! :sad:
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    our generation!

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    forums forums far side?

    Oh No!!
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    Got something interesting, but is it real?

    here's one: I got this in an e-mail anyone know if it is true? The Most Economic Car in the World will be on sale next year: Better than Electric Car – 258 miles/gallon: IPO 2010 in Shanghai This is a single-seater car. From conception to production: 3 years and the company is...
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    French Jets lead the frackus?

    I see on the news that French Fighter jets are firing on Libian Tanks. I am proud to see the French standing up and taking a lead in fighting for the downtrodden. (lord knows a lot of folks died for them). :mellow:
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