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    a sweet story

    :yum::yum::yum::yum: Too Funny, Too Funny :yum::yum::yum::yum:
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    St Patricks Day Wish...

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    Happy Valentines Day to Everyone!

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    This Cat Betrayed His Girlfriend

    YouTube - This Cat Betrayed His Girlfriend
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    Real Advertisements

    Supposedly, these are actual advertisements that have appeared in papers across the country. Lost: small apricot poodle. Reward. Neutered. Like one of the family. A superb and inexpensive restaurant. Fine food expertly served by waitresses in appetizing forms. Dinner Special -- Turkey $2.35...
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    One Liners

    Sometimes, when I look at my children, I say to myself,'Lillian, you should have remained a virgin.' - Lillian Carter (mother of Jimmy Carter) <><> Last week, I stated this woman was the ugliest woman I had ever seen. I have since been visited by her sister, and now wish to withdraw that...
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    Mermaid or a Whale

    Recently, in large French city, a poster featuring a young, thin and tan woman appeared in the window of a gym. It said: ¨THIS SUMMER DO YOU WANT TO BE A MERMAID OR A WHALE?¨ A middle aged woman, whose physical characteristics did not match those of the woman on the poster, responded publicly...
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    Free Samples........

    http://www.bestemeril.com/sample.asp
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    Free Box of Lipton Tea

    Call 1-888-435-3639 and follow automated instructions to receive a coupon for a free box of Lipton tea. One coupon per household.
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    My Favorite Things

    It wouldn't be funny if it weren't so true... Julie Andrews turned 69 and to commemorate her 69th birthday on October 1, actress/vocalist Julie Andrews made a special appearance at Manhattan 's Radio City Music Hall for the benefit of the AARP. One of the musical numbers she performed was "My...
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    The Man Joke...

    Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down. Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine. Man: So, what do you do for a living? Woman: I'm a female impersonator. Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?v Woman: Do not enter. Man: How do...
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    Only Hugh

    Once upon a time, there was a village that had a local monastary. The monks were happy, but there was a slight problem. The monastery was falling apart, and the funds collected from charity and offerings simply weren't enough. So, a few of the more entrepeunering monks decided to set up a flower...
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    The Broken Lawnmower

    Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is usually the husband. When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, my wife kept hinting to me that I should get it fixed. But, somehow I always had something else to take care of first: the truck, the car, e-mail...
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    Skydiving gone wrong

    YouTube - Skydiving gone bad! :yum::yum::yum::yum:
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    Time for the confession

    Catholic guy goes into the confessional box. He notices one wall a fully equipped bar with Guinness on tap. On the other wall is a dazzling array of the finest cuban cigars. Then the priest comes in. "Father, forgive me, for it's been a long time since I've been to confession, but I must admit...
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    Underwear is important

    If you don't laugh out loud at this one, call the morgue and reserve a tray, because yu are dead. Always wear clean underwear in public, especially when working under your vehicle... From the Northwest Florida Daily News comes this story of a Crestview couple who drove their car to Wal-Mart...
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    Apple and Almond Muesli

    1/2 cup dry quick cooking rolled oats 1/2 cup milk 1 teaspoon honey 1/2 small apple, chopped 2 tablespoons sliced almonds Soak raw oats in milk for 15 minutes. Stir in honey, apples and almonds.
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    Lemon Broccoli Pasta

    2 cups chopped broccoli 2 cloves garlic, minced 1 teaspoon olive oil 1 lemon, juice and zest 1-1/2 tablespoon light butter 1/4 cup canned white beans, drained 1 cup cooked whole grain penne 1 tablespoon pine nuts Cook broccoli and garlic in skillet with oil until tender. Stir in lemon juice...
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    Ranch Turkey Pita

    1 cup shredded romaine lettuce 1/2 cup chopped tomatoes 1/2 cup chopped cucumbers 2 tablespoons ranch dressing 1 (6-1/2-inch) whole wheat pita 1-1/2 oz. sliced turkey breast 1 mediun apple Toss vegetables with dressing. Stuff into pita with turkey. Serve with apple on the side.
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    Creamy Oatmeal with Pears & Honey

    1/2 cup dry quick-cooking rolled oats 1 cup milk 1 teaspoon honey 1/2 small pear, cored and chopped cook oats and milk in a saucepan for 5 minutes over medium heat, stirring. reduce heat to low; simmer for 1 minute, then add honey and pear. Serve warm.
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