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    Storm of 2017

    Photo of the last couple of days. Took us 4 days to open road to 2 lanes with 2 excavators, 3 loaders, 1 plow truck and 3 snowblowers. Damn winter!! Don't understand why the pictures are sideways or bottom up??
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    We are now a MEME

    My daughter found the photo with the "meanwhile in Canada" on facebook yesterday and said that we are now a (meme). I don't know what that means, but that photo was taken by my one of my sons 2 years ago after a big storm.That is my other son and myself blowing snow. It was shown on the news and...
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    Happy 2017

    Hope everyone has a healthy and happy 2017.
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    Starting to get cold in Canada.
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    Woke up to this!

    Current Conditions Past 24 hours Radar Satellite Lightning...
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    look what I found...

    Don't know if I'll live long enough to try them all....but I'll by one.
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    Knock knocked joke gone wrong

    I laughed til I cried
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    School bomb threats Our little school where 2 of my grand sons attend was evacuated. They think is was a hoax, but your never sure.
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    Anyone looking for a deal on signs?
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    Paddy died in a fire

    Paddy died in a fire and was burnt pretty badly. So the morgue needed someone to identify the body. His two best friends, Seamus and Sean, were sent for. Seamus went in and the mortician pulled back the sheet. Seamus said "Yup, he's burnt pretty bad. Roll him over". So the mortician...
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    Check your brakes.

    The doc told a guy that masturbating before sex often helped men last longer during the act. The man decided, "What the hell, I'll try it." He spent the rest of the day thinking about where to do it. He couldn't do it in his office. He thought about the restroom, but that was too open. He...
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    Starter pistol

    A man was having premature ejaculation problems so he went to the doctor. The doctor said, "When you feel like you are getting ready to ejaculate, try startling yourself." That same day the man went to the store and bought himself a starter pistol and ran home to his wife. That night the two...
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    Obituary printed in the London Times.

    Obituary printed in the London Times.....Absolutely Brilliant !! Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape. He will be...
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    You guys don't mess around!

    You guys don't mess around!:applause::applause:
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    For the carpenters

    New tape
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    fishing trip

    How many people ever get the chance to go on a 2 day fishing trip with his 2 sons and his 2 grandsons? Memories. Happy times!! Except for the damn flies!!
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    Claude the hypnotist

    It was entertainment night at the Senior Citizens Center. Claude the hypnotist explained: "I'm here to put you into a trance; I intend to hypnotize each and every member of the audience." The excitement was almost electric as Claude withdrew a beautiful antique pocket watch from his pocket...
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    Graphic forecast Tue 12 May 4°C...
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    This is interesting.

    Saw this on another site......... 4 Simple Questions 1.Back in 1961 people of color were called 'Negroes.'So how can the Obama birth certificate' state he is "African-American" when the term wasn't even used at that time ? 2.The birth certificate that the White House released lists...