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Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard when he lives in the jungle without a razor?
Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are flat?
Why do banks charge a fee on 'insufficient funds' when they know there is not enough?
Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
Whose idea was it to put an 'S' in the word 'lisp'?
What is the speed of darkness?
Why is it that people say they 'slept like a baby' when babies wake up every two hours?
If the temperature is zero outside today and it's going to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold will it be?
Do married people live longer than single ones or does it only seem longer?
How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
Did you ever stop and...

Amazing Video 50 cal accident.

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Well done video. Done by one very lucky / smart guy. Thanks to OldPath on NTT for sharing it there first. :thumb: :tiphat:

Do they know their left from their right?

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An attempt to try to teach some drivers what they do not want to learn.

Just yesterday I had to pass an idiot on the inside as they camped in the left lane. I simply don't get their reasoning.

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Charley Reese's Final column!

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(NOTE: This was written back on February 3, 1984, but you'll swear it was written yesterday. Someone along the line modified it since we see Iraq and others mentioned.)
Charley Reese's Final column!
A very interesting column.

Charley Reese's final column for the Orlando Sentinel... He has been a journalist for 49 years. He is retiring and this is HIS LAST COLUMN.
Be sure to read the Tax List at the end.
Charlie Reese, a retired reporter for the Orlando Sentinel, has hit the nail directly on the head, defining clearly who it is that in the final analysis must assume responsibility for the judgments made that impact each one of us every day. It's a short but good read. Worth the time. Worth remembering!
545 vs. 300,000,000 People
-By Charlie Reese
Politicians are the only people in the world who create problems and then campaign against them.
Have you ever wondered, if both the Democrats and the Republicans are against deficits, WHY do we have deficits?
Have you ever wondered, if...

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Happy Birthday Big Dawg!!!!!

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Hope you have a GREAT day!!!!!

John Bolton Seething With Jealousy After Trump Gets To Become Living Biological Weapo

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WASHINGTON—Expressing frustration that the president was able to attain what he himself never had, former National Security Advisor John Bolton was reportedly seething with jealousy Tuesday that President Trump got to become a real-life living, breathing biological weapon.

“If only I had stayed in the administration, I could’ve been the one to get infected with a deadly virus capable of defeating all of America’s enemies,” said Bolton, growing increasingly incensed that the president had so easily stumbled into such an efficient method of viral warfare.

“It’s particularly galling because Donald Trump is totally wasting this golden opportunity just hanging out in the White House when he could bring Iran to its knees with one indoor face-to-face with Rouhani.

The president has a moral imperative to fight for American interests by coughing repeatedly in the face of Kim Jong-un or at the very least wandering through a crowded North Korean market to infect as many civilians...

Woman Immediately Healed After Touching Hem Of Trump's Suit Jacket

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WASHINGTON, D.C.—The story of President Trump's miraculous healing from the deadly China Virus has spread all across the nation. This led one woman, in her desperation, to seek out the president after all her doctors had failed to heal her of her deadly COVID ailment.

“If I could just touch even the fringe of the president’s suit jacket, then I know I would be instantly healed.”

The woman hid in the bushes behind the White House in hopes that she might get close enough to Trump. As the president was leaving the helicopter and walking to the White House, the woman reached out and just barely touched the president’s outer garment. Immediately, the coronavirus left her completely. It was almost like "a cleaning" and it did a tremendous number on her lungs. :tongue:

Trump turned and asked the crowd who had touched him as he felt raw MAGA energy leave him, powerful like never before.

The woman came forward and declared in the presence of all the Trump supporters why she had touched...

Play Lego Blocks to Learn Math

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Just created my own lego set, should be easy to build for everyone. Even 8 years old kids can build these with the instruction books.

The Lego plates will perform the decimal additions and subtractions, see the screenshots attached below.

Trump Parade in my little town

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Yesterday was sunny but a high of only 64 degrees. Over 200 boats man'd up and came out for a Trump boat parade. It was an absolute blast. Estimates were between 250 and 300 boats. Flags galore.

This is the coldest temps we've ever boated in. We dressed warm and thanks to the sunshine it really was not to bad. It was one of the best boating events I've ever participated in.

Hear are a few pics. And the sad but no surprise comments on the rally by our local TV station.

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