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Headline just popped across my phone: NRA files for Bankruptcy.

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Seriously? They take in so much money and do not have that many expenses do they? I'm at a loss for words on this one.

Twas the month before Christmas

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T'was a month before Christmas,
And all through the town,
People wore masks,
That covered their frown.
The frown had begun
Way back in the Spring,
When a global pandemic
Changed everything.
They called it corona,
But unlike the beer,
It didn’t bring good times,
It didn’t bring cheer.
Airplanes were grounded,
Travel was banned.
Borders were closed
Across air, sea and land.
As the world entered lockdown
To flatten the curve,
The economy halted,
And folks lost their nerve.
From March to July
We rode the first wave,
People stayed home,
They tried to behave.
When summer emerged
The lockdown was lifted.
But away from caution,
Many folks drifted.
Now it’s November
And cases are spiking,
Wave two has arrived,
Much to our disliking.
It’s true that this year
Has had sadness a plenty,
We’ll never forget
The year 2020.
And just ‘round the corner -
The holiday season,
But why be merry?
Is there even one reason?
To decorate the house
And put up the tree,
Who will see it,
No one but me.

Teach fractions with a tape measure

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Any math teachers or home schoolers out there? Do yourself and a future generation a favor use a tape measure to teach fractions. Teach the kids HOW to read and use a tape measure.

Changes once you hit 60 or 70 ...

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I asked a friend who has crossed 70 & is heading towards 80 what sort of changes he is feeling in himself? He sent me the following:
1 After loving my parents, my siblings, my spouse, my children and my friends, I have now started loving myself.
2 I have realized that I am not “Atlas”. The world does not rest on my shoulders.
3 I have stopped bargaining with vegetable & fruit vendors. A few pennies more is not going to break me, but it might help the poor fellow save for his daughter’s school fees.
4 I leave my waitress a big tip. The extra money might bring a smile to her face. She is toiling much harder for a living than I am.
5 I stopped telling the elderly that they've already narrated that story many times. The story makes them walk down memory lane & relive their past.
6 I have learned not to correct people even when I know they are wrong. The onus of making everyone perfect is not on me. Peace is more precious than perfection.
7 I give compliments freely &...

43 points worth sharing .....

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1. Your shoes are the first thing people subconsciously notice about you. Wear nice shoes.
2. If you sit for more than 11 hours a day, there's a 50% chance you'll die within the next 3 years.
3. There are at least 6 people in the world who look exactly like you. There's a 9% chance that you'll meet one of them in your lifetime.
4. Sleeping without a pillow reduces back pain and keeps your spine stronger.
5. A person’s height is determined by their father, and their weight is determined by their mother.
6. If a part of your body "falls asleep", You can almost always "wake it up" by shaking your head.
7. There are three things the human brain cannot resist noticing - food, attractive people and danger.
8. Right-handed people tend to chew food on their right side.
9. Putting dry tea bags in gym bags or smelly shoes will absorb the unpleasant odor.
10. According to Albert Einstein, if honey bees were to disappear from earth, humans would be dead within 4 years.
11. There are so many...

John Bolton Seething With Jealousy After Trump Gets To Become Living Biological Weapo

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WASHINGTON—Expressing frustration that the president was able to attain what he himself never had, former National Security Advisor John Bolton was reportedly seething with jealousy Tuesday that President Trump got to become a real-life living, breathing biological weapon.

“If only I had stayed in the administration, I could’ve been the one to get infected with a deadly virus capable of defeating all of America’s enemies,” said Bolton, growing increasingly incensed that the president had so easily stumbled into such an efficient method of viral warfare.

“It’s particularly galling because Donald Trump is totally wasting this golden opportunity just hanging out in the White House when he could bring Iran to its knees with one indoor face-to-face with Rouhani.

The president has a moral imperative to fight for American interests by coughing repeatedly in the face of Kim Jong-un or at the very least wandering through a crowded North Korean market to infect as many civilians...

Woman Immediately Healed After Touching Hem Of Trump's Suit Jacket

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WASHINGTON, D.C.—The story of President Trump's miraculous healing from the deadly China Virus has spread all across the nation. This led one woman, in her desperation, to seek out the president after all her doctors had failed to heal her of her deadly COVID ailment.

“If I could just touch even the fringe of the president’s suit jacket, then I know I would be instantly healed.”

The woman hid in the bushes behind the White House in hopes that she might get close enough to Trump. As the president was leaving the helicopter and walking to the White House, the woman reached out and just barely touched the president’s outer garment. Immediately, the coronavirus left her completely. It was almost like "a cleaning" and it did a tremendous number on her lungs. :tongue:

Trump turned and asked the crowd who had touched him as he felt raw MAGA energy leave him, powerful like never before.

The woman came forward and declared in the presence of all the Trump supporters why she had touched...

Play Lego Blocks to Learn Math

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Just created my own lego set, should be easy to build for everyone. Even 8 years old kids can build these with the instruction books.

The Lego plates will perform the decimal additions and subtractions, see the screenshots attached below.

Trump Parade in my little town

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Yesterday was sunny but a high of only 64 degrees. Over 200 boats man'd up and came out for a Trump boat parade. It was an absolute blast. Estimates were between 250 and 300 boats. Flags galore.

This is the coldest temps we've ever boated in. We dressed warm and thanks to the sunshine it really was not to bad. It was one of the best boating events I've ever participated in.

Hear are a few pics. And the sad but no surprise comments on the rally by our local TV station.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Happy Birthday to Forums Forums.
15 years old today!!!!! :wow: :clap: :clap: :clap:

:beer: :beer: :beer:

No clue what's coming around the corner but the first 15 have been fantastic thanks to all you members who have participated and made FF a fun place to spend part of your day.

3 Cheers for you all!!!!!!! :beer: :beer: :beer:

Henry Kissinger (96 yrs old) says Trump is a Phenomenon ...

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Kissinger takes on Trump!
Kissinger is now 96 years old. Recently, Henry Kissinger did an interview and said very amazing things regarding President Trump. He starts with:
"Donald Trump is a phenomenon that foreign countries haven't seen before!"
The former Secretary of State Henry Kissinger gives us a new understanding of President Donald Trump's foreign policy and predicts its success:
"Liberals and all those who favor (Hillary) Clinton will never admit it.
"They will never admit that he is the one true leader. The man is doing changes like never before and does all of it for the sake of this nation's people.
After eight years of tyranny, we finally see a difference."
Kissinger knows it and he continues with:
"Every country now has to consider two things:
One, their perception that the previous president, or the outgoing president, basically withdrew America from international politics, so that they had to make their own assessments of their necessities.
"And secondly, that there...

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