Why?

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Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard when he lives in the jungle without a razor?
Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are flat?
Why do banks charge a fee on 'insufficient funds' when they know there is not enough?
Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
Whose idea was it to put an 'S' in the word 'lisp'?
What is the speed of darkness?
Why is it that people say they 'slept like a baby' when babies wake up every two hours?
If the temperature is zero outside today and it's going to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold will it be?
Do married people live longer than single ones or does it only seem longer?
How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
Did you ever stop and...
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Amazing Video 50 cal accident.

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Well done video. Done by one very lucky / smart guy. Thanks to OldPath on NTT for sharing it there first. :thumb: :tiphat:
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Do they know their left from their right?

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An attempt to try to teach some drivers what they do not want to learn.

Just yesterday I had to pass an idiot on the inside as they camped in the left lane. I simply don't get their reasoning.
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Charley Reese's Final column!

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(NOTE: This was written back on February 3, 1984, but you'll swear it was written yesterday. Someone along the line modified it since we see Iraq and others mentioned.)
Charley Reese's Final column!
A very interesting column.

Charley Reese's final column for the Orlando Sentinel... He has been a journalist for 49 years. He is retiring and this is HIS LAST COLUMN.
Be sure to read the Tax List at the end.
Charlie Reese, a retired reporter for the Orlando Sentinel, has hit the nail directly on the head, defining clearly who it is that in the final analysis must assume responsibility for the judgments made that impact each one of us every day. It's a short but good read. Worth the time. Worth remembering!
545 vs. 300,000,000 People
-By Charlie Reese
Politicians are the only people in the world who create problems and then campaign against them.
Have you ever wondered, if both the Democrats and the Republicans are against deficits, WHY do we have deficits?
Have you ever wondered, if...
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Who would you want to spend a day with?

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Given a choice (the whole jeanie thingy with one wish) of anyone dead or alive for which you could spend a day:

Who would it be?
What would you do?
Where would you be (and it could be in their time or yours)?
Why did you pick this person (and the other stuff about what you would do and such)?

EDIT: Oops, just thought of something. Depending on responses, this may need to be moved to the xxx section of the forum.
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Night owl

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I think I must be the only night owl at this site. I have noticed the volume of posting and online member/guests goes down.

I have no idea how this is relevant to anything whatsoever, but I jsut thought I would mention it.

(Wow, I'm really enjoying my whiskey tonight :beer: )

Dave
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Calling up NEW POSTS only

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I visit a few forums, but hope to be spending most of my time on this one from now on. But the one thing I like on some other forums is that I can simply set a bookmark for the most recent posts. On this forum it would be the New Posts link. But when I set it as a bookmark it only works for a while, but it seems to time out??? After about 1/2 day it doesn't work anymore. Any way to change that so I can just pull up all the new posts in chronological sequence?
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Do you own a SUV

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That thread is just about driving me nuts. And I don't own a SUV, my wife does.:confused: Couple guys getting into a heated discussion, Mike get deleted? I mean might get deleted!

murph
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gas prices

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National news said gas dropped a couple cents a gallon, but here in Ohio, I saw a 10 cent increase. :confused:

Lowest I saw yesterday was $2.79 a gallon.

What are you seeing where you are?
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