Pauly Walnuts
New member
I'll start.
A man walks into a bar with a head under his arm. He asks the bartender for two beers. Bartender gives him two beers. The man grabs his, chugs it down and lets out a respectable burp.
He pours the second beer down the heads gullet who then lets out an even louder burp. *POP* he has himself a torso.
The man asks for two more beers. The bartender gives them to him and the man chugs his down and again let loose with an impressive belch.
He then poured the other beer down the heads throat, the head lets out another very loud burp, and *POP* he has himself some legs.
Again the man asks for two more beers and the bartender complies. The man jugs his down and and again came that impressive belch.
He once more pours the other beer down the heads gizzard, and *POP* he has himself some arms.
By now the bartender is fascinated and gives the two men a couple beers on the house. The man chugs his down, and up with the impressive wind.
The head grabs his, chugs it down and before he could even gurk, *POP* he disappears altogether.
Bartender says, "oh, he should have quit while he was ahead."
A man walks into a bar with a head under his arm. He asks the bartender for two beers. Bartender gives him two beers. The man grabs his, chugs it down and lets out a respectable burp.
He pours the second beer down the heads gullet who then lets out an even louder burp. *POP* he has himself a torso.
The man asks for two more beers. The bartender gives them to him and the man chugs his down and again let loose with an impressive belch.
He then poured the other beer down the heads throat, the head lets out another very loud burp, and *POP* he has himself some legs.
Again the man asks for two more beers and the bartender complies. The man jugs his down and and again came that impressive belch.
He once more pours the other beer down the heads gizzard, and *POP* he has himself some arms.
By now the bartender is fascinated and gives the two men a couple beers on the house. The man chugs his down, and up with the impressive wind.
The head grabs his, chugs it down and before he could even gurk, *POP* he disappears altogether.
Bartender says, "oh, he should have quit while he was ahead."