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I don't know. How long is a Chinaman?
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I don't know. How long is a Chinaman?

NO.....that's his name...."How Long". (He was my neighbor)
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NO.....that's his name...."How Long". (He was my neighbor)
Ahhhhh ....I see.

I delt with a customer one time whose name is: Hey Sailor....he wasn't a chinaman though.
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Ahhhhh ....I see.

I delt with a customer one time whose name is: Hey Sailor....he wasn't a chinaman though.

Did you make that up or were you the only one who called him that?
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