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Old 08-04-2010, 03:15 PM
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Think again. THIS is a bad day:

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Li Chang was sitting on the edge of a tank at a warehouse in Guangzhou in southern China when he fell back into a container of live eels, The Sun newspaper reports.

The 43-year-old said he was horrified when he felt one swim up his trousers and into his anus.
More here: http://news.ninemsn.com.au/world/793...wims-in-bottom
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Old 08-04-2010, 03:23 PM
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That has to rate up there with what I would call a very bad day.
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Musta been one really small eel , Or the guy likes other critters snoopin around up yonder
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That's a bad day..
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The really bad day was the person who had to retrieve it from his butt!
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How the hell does an eel get up there!!?? That can't be accidental....
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How the hell does an eel get up there!!?? That can't be accidental....
I agree. Me thinks that eel knew exactly where he was goin'.
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I agree. Me thinks that eel knew exactly where he was goin'.

Might have been looking for that gerbil
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Might have been looking for that gerbil
You've seen the gerbil video
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Might have been looking for that gerbil
I thought the gerbil got blown out of there.

As for the eel, that would bring a tear to your eye and a lump to your throat in a hurry. Maybe it was a California eel. I hear that that kind of thing is legal there.
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This gives a whole new meaning to the phrase, "trouser snake"!!
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