Ladies! please do not read this ...

[BigAl]

Ok guys ! I am beginning to get concerned . I been on a serious diet . My penis is growing way too fast . I am starting to get concerned . Every pound I lose seems to be headed toward my private parts to use as excess skin that I loss from my belly . My wife is starting to call me crude names and think I am avalible any time she wants a quicky . OK maybe I am easy but it still concernes me ... I'm getting too old to act like a 27 year old stud farm kid . Any advice ??
Tired and happy ???

[OhioTC18]

Looks like this belongs in the Dear Abby Forum

[BigAl]

Originally Posted by OhioTC18

Looks like this belongs in the Dear Abby Forum

I tried to move it to the ADULT SECTION but I am having problems ????

[muleman]

Al are you taking your meds on schedule? This is the second time you have had this DREAM!

[joec]

You have to stop taking Extenze or what ever else you are using there guy. Now if I got bigger my wife might.....never mind.

[BigAl]

Its hard to be treated like this . My wife just walked by , slapped my butt and said " Hey baby " whats happening ??? I feel dirty!!!!!

[joec]

I feel dirty every day so as you get older get used to it. Besides it could be worse, they may stop noticing you all together.

[tsaw]

What the heck are you eating ?
My boy wonder wants to know.
Hell - I'd drop 20 pounds for an extra 2"

[BigAl]

Originally Posted by tsaw

What the heck are you eating ?
My boy wonder wants to know.
Hell - I'd drop 20 pounds for an extra 2"

You do and I doubt you will get any sleep for a week !

[EastTexFrank]

Al, take your coke bottle glasses off and look again. It's like a button on a fur coat.

[BigAl]

Originally Posted by EastTexFrank

Al, take your coke bottle glasses off and look again. It's like a button on a fur coat.

Its ok to use this again ....

[JEV]

Boy oh boy. This thread is really stretching it.

[pirate_girl]

Al, you used to suffer from a case of dicky do..
Glad to hear that's changed.
Now, get out the measuring tape.
I like specific informashone..

[BigAl]

Originally Posted by pirate_girl

Al, you used to suffer from a case of dicky do..
Glad to hear that's changed.
Now, get out the measuring tape.
I like specific informashone..

PG ! This is not funny ! I have concerns . I am not a show and tell type of guy . I already feel cheap and your comments only make me feel worst . I had never felt so dirty ..... I need a shower but it just can't be washed off . Am I becoming a freak of nature ??? Whoa is me .....

[pirate_girl]

Originally Posted by BigAl

PG ! This is not funny ! I have concerns . I am not a show and tell type of guy . I already feel cheap and your comments only make me feel worst . I had never felt so dirty ..... I need a shower but it just can't be washed off . Am I becoming a freak of nature ??? Whoa is me .....

Baloney.. you're strutting around like a naked peacock now.. admit it!
You're checking IT out every chance you get in any mirror and flexing your muscles (well not that one.. or can you?)
I bet the wife is calling you Stud Muffin, Mr. Happy.. etc..
Enjoy it!
To her it's like seeing an old friend again!

[BigAl]

Originally Posted by pirate_girl

Baloney.. you're strutting around like a naked peacock now.. admit it!
You're checking IT out every chance you get in any mirror and flexing your muscles (well not that one.. or can you?)
I bet the wife is calling you Stud Muffin, Mr. Happy.. etc..
Enjoy it!
To her it's like seeing an old friend again!

I am so ashamed ......... I am now changing in the closet to have privacy .

Damn you women !!!! Maybe I want to be admired for my mind too .

[pirate_girl]

Originally Posted by BigAl

I am so ashamed ......... I am now changing in the closet to have privacy .

Damn you women !!!! Maybe I want to be admired for my mind too .

Nothing to be ashamed of.

If you have it going on, you don't have to worry about what people think of your mind.
They'll adore the whole package, if you're smart enough.

I'm curvy and sexy still going on 50.. BUT it's my mind that makes me sexy.
Dat's a fact Jack.. and I ain't ashamed to say it.

That goes for both men and women.

[BigAl]

Originally Posted by pirate_girl

Nothing to be ashamed of.
If you have it going on, you don't have to worry about what people think of your mind.
They'll adore the whole package, if you're smart enough.
I'm curvy and sexy still going on 50.. BUT it's my mind that makes me sexy.
Dat's a fact Jack.. and I ain't ashamed to say it.

OH thats just great !!! Now I got another coming on to me !!!!!! I quit . I may turn gay . . I'm going back to my Model Train forum where all they care about is the size of you caboose

[pirate_girl]

Originally Posted by BigAl

OH thats just great !!! Now I got another coming on to me !!!!!! I quit . I may turn gay . . I'm going back to my Model Train forum where all they care about is the size of you caboose

You goofball.

How was the Elton John concert Al?
I know there must be a thread around here concerning it.
Right now I am looking around and don't see a thing.

[BigAl]

Originally Posted by pirate_girl

You goofball.

How was the Elton John concert Al?
I know there must be a thread around here concerning it.
Right now I am looking around and don't see a thing.

One word
"INCREDIBLE" AT$200 BUCKS A TICKET IT WOULD STILL BE WORTH EVERY PENNY !
I GIVE IT 5 STARS !!! My god ! What a performace ! Once in a lifetime !