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Old 07-08-2008, 05:40 PM
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After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply for Social Security. The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver's license to verify my age. I looked in my pockets and realized I had left my wallet at home.I told the woman that I was very sorry, but I would have to go home and come back later.

The woman said, 'Unbutton your shirt'.

So I opened my shirt revealing my curly silver hair. She said, 'That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me' and she processed my Social Security application.

When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my experience at the Social Security office.

She said, 'You should have dropped your pants. You might have gotten disability, too'

And then the fight started.....
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Awww! that was a low blow! But a good one
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Old 07-08-2008, 07:51 PM
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And it's gonna happen all over again when CB figures out u ratted him out to us....
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Old 07-09-2008, 12:58 AM
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Ah come on, getting old is bad enough but let a man keep some self respect.
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Old 07-09-2008, 01:23 PM
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Great one citygirl....wont be able to read cityboys post in the same way ever again
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Great one citygirl....wont be able to read cityboys post in the same way ever again
I ain't anywhere near socialist security age yet damnit.
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Oh.

I thought you misunderstood their mission, and went in to see what they could do about your little 'disability'.
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... little 'disability'. ...
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Oh.

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Old 07-09-2008, 05:43 PM
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Al right, all Right. Newbie here posted in the wrong section. I know you folks aren't shallow enough to think

a. that this story is about me and CB and

b. that I would be so disrepectful of my life partner and post something derogatory about him.


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Look how CB twisted that ugly Jesse Jackson quote. Jackson expressed concern that Obama was losing the black vote.

CB titles the discussion 'Jackson wants to...'

Thats a subtle, but significant, misrepresentation.

Why can't we use subtle misrepresentation to make someone look silly too?
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Al right, all Right. Newbie here posted in the wrong section. I know you folks aren't shallow enough to think

a. that this story is about me and CB and

b. that I would be so disrepectful of my life partner and post something derogatory about him.


Right?
a) What's between you and cityboy is your own business .... consenting adults????

b) Why not??? We hold cityboy in contempt and disrespect all the time!!!!! It's part of the fun!!!!

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Old 07-10-2008, 05:19 AM
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Look how CB twisted that ugly Jesse Jackson quote. Jackson expressed concern that Obama was losing the black vote.

CB titles the discussion 'Jackson wants to...'

Thats a subtle, but significant, misrepresentation.

Why can't we use subtle misrepresentation to make someone look silly too?
No, actually it was verbatim.




That was the title of the article and What JJ actually said. Come on Cali, someday you've got to question your blind loyalty to the Dems. Liberals want conservatives to see their point of view, but refuse to listen to other views.....yep, that's fair and balanced.
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Old 07-10-2008, 10:39 AM
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CB, my apology to you.

I had read another account of this, and misread your post thinking yours repeated what I had seen.

You were right, you quoted JJ accurately.
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Old 07-10-2008, 11:28 AM
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CB, my apology to you.

I had read another account of this, and misread your post thinking yours repeated what I had seen.

You were right, you quoted JJ accurately.
No problem Cali.
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Oh.

I thought you misunderstood their mission, and went in to see what they could do about your little 'disability'.
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Al right, all Right. Newbie here posted in the wrong section. I know you folks aren't shallow enough to think

a. that this story is about me and CB and

b. that I would be so disrepectful of my life partner and post something derogatory about him.


Right?
Actually...yeah, we are that shallow...LOL...

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a) What's between you and cityboy is your own business .... consenting adults????

b) Why not??? We hold cityboy in contempt and disrespect all the time!!!!! It's part of the fun!!!!


(Snickering maliciously...)
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Old 07-10-2008, 08:59 PM
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Actually...yeah, we are that shallow...LOL...




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You know....I'm starting to believe this is true, AG.

Have I posted something in the past to offend you so badly that you would make such a childish post?
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Old 07-10-2008, 11:34 PM
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You know....I'm starting to believe this is true, AG.

Have I posted something in the past to offend you so badly that you would make such a childish post?

You know I love you, babe. Your intelligent insights always make me smile. I'm just playing along.

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Hi,Surprise!!!! Sonicangel!!
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Hey Sonicangel! Whut's up? Welcome to FF
Take yourself on over here http://www.forumsforums.com/3_9/forumdisplay.php?f=48 and tell a little about who you are and what you like? So we can officially meet ya
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