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Mans Body Found

Today, local police found a man's body on a back road.
They describe him as having a beer belly, saggy balls,
wrinkly ass and a small pecker.

I am concerned.
Let me know if you're OK

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Mans Body Found

Today, local police found a man's body on a back road.
They describe him as having a beer belly, saggy balls,
wrinkly ass and a small pecker.

I am concerned.
Let me know if you're OK


saggy balls lol
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Glad you are feeling better prune face.
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Mans Body Found

Today, local police found a man's body on a back road.
They describe him as having a beer belly, saggy balls,
wrinkly ass and a small pecker.

I am concerned.
Let me know if you're OK



Now that's funny!!!!
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Default Re: Calling Deadly Sushi......

When I first read this post I thought that I had died, but I checked myself and it was someone else. Jay
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Where the sun does not shine (very often) , and very carefuly too . Jay :)
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Thank you for my morning laugh ! My coffee almost ended up on the keyboard . At least some things still work like they used to . I will add that I wrote on my organ donar card years ago- "no guarantees on used parts, some parts substandard". I did not elaborate .

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I wrote on my organ donar card years ago- "no guarantees on used parts, some parts substandard". I did not elaborate .

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I knew the clerk at the Mass Registry of Motor Vehicles who was processing my Organ Donor Card. It busted her up as well as all the other clerks on duty that day . Jay
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