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An old Italian man lived alone in the country. He wanted to dig his tomato garden, but it was very hard work as the ground was hard.

His only son, Vincent, who used to help him, was in prison.

The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament.

"Dear Vincent, I am feeling pretty bad because it looks like I wonít be able to plant my tomato garden this year. Iím just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. I know if you were here my troubles would be ov...er. I know you would be happy to dig the plot for me. Love, Dad."

A few days later he received a letter from his sonÖ

"Dear Dad, Donít dig up that garden. Thatís where I buried the bodies. Love, Vinnie."

At 4:00 AM the next morning, FBI agents and local police arrived and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to the old man and left.

The next day the old man received another letter from his son.

"Dear Dad, Go ahead and plant the tomatoes now. Thatís the best I could do under the circumstances. Love you, Vinnie."
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