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Britney Spears and Kevin Federline met yesterday for a private mediation session in an effort to avoid bringing their custody battle to trial. It didn't work. But, however, Kevin's lawyer Mark Vincent Kaplan spoke to E! News and says the talks were productive and both sides left happy. There was no mention of whether that involved giving Britney a Happy Meal:
"The mediation didn't result in an agreement that would avoid the trial set in August... The mood was comfortable, positive and it was a mood that was consistent with opening at least a great dialogue, which is necessary.
"Kevin has had sole legal custody since January. He wants that to become the permanent order at trial, and the visitation to be consistent with what the court expanded it to this week."​
Of course, my sources tell me that part of the reason the talks failed is because Britney kept demanding "custardy." "Custardy!" she'd cry. "I want custardy!" Realizing things weren't going as planned on her Etch a Sketch, Britney switched to Plan B: Vadge in the eye.
 
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