Mommy comes home from the office early one day, and is surprised to see Daddy's car already in the driveway. When she gets inside Daddy isn't anywhere to be seen, so she asks her young son where he is.
"Oh, Daddy's in the bathroom helping the maid sober up a drunken cat."
"A drunken cat? Are you sure? That just doesn't seem like something Daddy would be doing."
"Well, when I walked past the door I heard Daddy tell the maid he'd never seen such a tight pussy!"
"Oh, Daddy's in the bathroom helping the maid sober up a drunken cat."
"A drunken cat? Are you sure? That just doesn't seem like something Daddy would be doing."
"Well, when I walked past the door I heard Daddy tell the maid he'd never seen such a tight pussy!"