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When I was a kid, my brother took going to jail really badly.
He refused all offers of food and drink, spat and swore at anyone who came near him.
After that, we never played Monopoly again.
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Why did God create man before woman?
Because He did not want any advice.
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Starting today!
I'm going to live everyday like it's my last.
And who would want to clean the house on their last day on earth?
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If I was really rich, I’d do nothing all day.
Except from a much nicer recliner!
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I can remember when women treated me like God
Thought of me when they needed something.
Forgot about me when things were going well.
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I have learned that the best way to hang up on someone is to do it in the middle of your own sentence.
Then the other person thinks it's just a dropped call.
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