Bubba & his bride get to the hotel room and as he starts tearing her clothes off she says
"Now take easy on me, I'm a virgin you know"
Bubba says "what's a virgin?" Well, Bubba dear that means I've never slept with a man before.
He gets a blank stare...then runs out of the room half naked and 3 miles all the way home.
His pa sees him at the door and says "what's wrong boy?" She told me she's a virgin!!!
"Well, you done the right thing son....if she aint good 'nuff for her family she shore aint good 'nuff for ours!"
Yeah....I know not a One-liner...but sure Redneck!