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Old 08-03-2016, 10:25 PM
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Another beautiful night to water the weeds below. Ahhhhhh.......
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I am teaching my new puppy the proper places to pee, outside. She watches me then follows suit. We both are relieved in the end.
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I am teaching my new puppy the proper places to pee, outside. She watches me then follows suit. We both are relieved in the end.
I never tried that technique but it sounds like a good one.

I presume if you have a female pup you send your wife out to pee in the yard
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A company I once worked for needed extra room so they rented a crappy warehouse down by the railroad tracks. This was miles from the main plant and had no restroom. Our company made arrangements with a business (that was closed on the weekends) for us to use their restroom.
When the warehouse needed extra labor the company liked to send the guys that were good workers but "troublemakers" like me (who protested their strong arm overtime practices) there.
Basically just to punish and get rid of us.
One overtime weekend I was sent down to work there with an older guy who had been there awhile.
There was an old loading dock, no longer used, that was right by the the tracks. (Apparently at onetime the freight trains had offloaded there.)
The guy I was working with said that he just peed off the loading dock and that he had to take a pee. He said that if I needed to take one he was going to open the door to pee.
So there we are peeing off the dock and a freight train comes by. He waves to the conductor who just grins and waves back. So I just started waving myself.
The son of a gun knew when the train was going by and set me up as a joke.
Being young I really didn't give a damn and thought it was funny as well.
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My wife thinks this is wrong.

My dogs pee outside all the time.

Sometimes we do a group pee on the back oak tree.....

Its a mans right to pee off the portch aint it?

I never drip a drop on the portch.....always hit the grass.

I commend you Sir. Not only are you saving water - a valuble resource, but yer airin out the plumbing...an we all needs to air out our plumbing!
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I commend you Sir. Not only are you saving water - a valuble resource, but yer airin out the plumbing...an we all needs to air out our plumbing!
Yes we do!!!!!

My wife actually caught me leaving the house, going outside to take a whizz. She couldn't understand how we had 4 bathrooms and I was still going outside. My excuse was, "Saving water".

Like deand1, that's how I taught my dogs where it was acceptable for them to go potty. They would watch me and after I had finished, they marked in the exact same spot. I did have a problem with one puppy who thought that the master bathroom was her "dumping" spot too. Dogs can sometimes be too clever for their own good!!!
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Another beautiful night for outdoor urination via the back patio. I think the neighbors saw me this time tho... probably because they waved back at me.
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Another beautiful night for outdoor urination via the back patio. I think the neighbors saw me this time tho... probably because they waved back at me.
Mine just point and laugh
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Y... Like deand1, that's how I taught my dogs where it was acceptable for them to go potty. They would watch me and after I had finished, they marked in the exact same spot. I did have a problem with one puppy who thought that the master bathroom was her "dumping" spot too. Dogs can sometimes be too clever for their own good!!!
I've never been caught.

Therefore I never do it.

But the new puppy had to learn somehow! He was a hard dog to potty train. Finally worked out.

One of the dogs got sick and pooped in my shower. I never taught her that.
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