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SHTF & POST APOCALYPSE pick up lines for finding your "prepper" mate

Melensdad

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Top 21 Survival Pick Up Lines:

Survival Pick Up Line # 1:
Stop. Just stop. You had me at ‘food storage’.

Survival Pick Up Line # 2:
Here. I brought you a bouquet. It’s edible.

Survival Pick Up Line # 3:
You know, I’d love to invite you over to my place, but my bunker location is a secret.

Survival Pick Up Line # 4:
Hi. Let me buy you a drink? Excuse me bartender, do you take gold?

Survival Pick Up Line # 5:
I’m going to do something really special for our dinner and movie date tonight. I’m busting out the good stuff – Mountain House and Red Dawn.

Survival Pick Up Line # 6:
I’ll show you my Bug Out Bag if you show me yours.

Survival Pick Up Line # 7:
Girl, without you it’d be TEOTWAWKI for sure.

Survival Pick Up Line # 8:
Is that a Bow Drill Spindle in your pocket or are you just happy to see me.

Survival Pick Up Line # 9:
I bet you look beautiful through the amber lens of a gas mask.

Survival Pick Up Line # 10:
Wow, you look hypothermic. Hurry – let me help regulate your core body temperature!

Survival Pick Up Line # 11:
It’s a good thing you’re naturally beautiful. All those other chicks are screwed when the grid goes down!

Survival Pick Up Line # 12:
You give the phrase “double tap” a whole new meaning!

Survival Pick Up Line # 13:
Let’s Bug Out from all this noise and head back to my Debris Hut.

Survival Pick Up Line # 14:
Wanna barter some of my heirloom seeds for your organic eggs?

Survival Pick Up Line # 15:
If you were a survival tool you’d be a ferro rod because you’re on FIRE!

Survival Pick Up Line # 16:
DANG! I need to come out of my bunker more often!

Survival Pick Up Line # 17:
Let’s pretend S already HTF and we’re the only people left. The human race now depends on us.

Survival Pick Up Line # 18:
You must be magnetic because you’re making my compass needle move!

Survival Pick Up Line # 19:
You’re showing early signs of dehydration. You’d better let me buy you a drink before it gets serious.

Survival Pick Up Line # 20:
Wanna start a friction fire?

Survival Pick Up Line # 21:
You’re the only person I’ve ever met who’s made me ask myself, “Am I OK with 15 years of food storage instead of 30?”
 

luvs

'lil yinzer~
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Re: SHTF & POST APOCALYPSE pick up lines for finding your "prepper" mate

line 19 may buy 15 minutes of my time.
great post.
 
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